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Hey there, you cool cat! Welcome to the Chill Muppet Pad! 🪩

Asks are like totally open!!

Like, wow, I'm so glad you're here! This is the coziest little corner of the Muppet universe, where you can ask for some soft, caring vibes, get wrapped up in a big ol’ Muppet hug, and, like, just vibe with Janice and all the other rad Muppets! Whether you're a little, a pet regressor, a caregiver, or just someone who loves puppets, you're welcome to hang out here anytime. I mean, it’s all about the peace, love, and good vibes, right?

How You Can Like Address Me!

If you're a regressor and you feel comfy, you can call me:

Mama Janice

Auntie Janice

Big Sis Janice

Or, like, just "Janice," y'know? (Whatever makes you feel warm and fuzzy!)

Who this blog is for:

Age regressors!

Pet regressors!

Caregivers!

Anyone who loves the Muppets (or puppets in general!)

People who are like looking for some advice!

All kinds of people who wanna chill, connect, and just feel comfy!

What asks are welcome:

Anything cozy, sweet, or caring!

Want a virtual cuddle? Ask!

Need comforting words or a little encouragement? Totally here for that!

Just wanna chat about your favorite Muppets, or need some advice? Hit me up!

Want to get to know Janice or any of the Muppets better? I got you!

Please don't send:

Anything NSFW or icky

Heavy venting (this blog is soft vibes only, man, but I can help with big feelings just no heavy topics)

Anything mean or unkind

Who You Can Ask For

You can send asks to any Muppet, like, totally! But here are some main ones with their special vibes:

Janice (🪩) — your mellow CG and artsy bestie

Miss Piggy (✨) — glam care and, like, diva hugs

Fozzy Bear (🧸) — silly, fuzzy jokes and warm support

Kermit (🐸) — calm pep talks and leadership snuggles

Gonzo (🎪) — weird, wild encouragements

Animal (🥁) — loud hugs and big giggles

Rowlf (🎹) — sleepy lullabies and piano stories

The Electric Mayhem Band (🎸) — groovy jams for your heart

Sweetums (🛡️) — big safe hugs!

Dr Bunsen Honeydew (🧪) — Science-y softie!

Beaker (⚡) — the shy, squeaky protector!

Uncle Deadly (🕸️) — Theatrical goth dadcore

(And, like, literally any other Muppet you love! Just ask!)

DNI (Thats Like Do Not Interact)

This space is, like, super safe and totally mellow, y'know? So if you're any of the following, you gotta bounce:

Proshippers or anyone who ships real people

NSFW/k!nk blogs, fetish blogs, or anyone who sexualizes agere

DDLG/ABDL content

Thinspo/pro-ED accounts or pro-self-harm spaces

Endo systems (this is a traumagenic system-only respecting space)

Fans or supporters of:

Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Vivziepop content, Dream SMP, Wilbur Soot, Dream Team, The Good Doctor, MHA, Stranger Things, Supernatural, The Coffin of Andy and Leyla

Anti-agere blogs or people who demonize personality disorders

Zoophiles, pedos, MAPs, or any creeps

Like, totally not groovy at all.

About Me!

You can call me Pat or Tem — whichever, like, totally vibes with you!

I'm 19, living in the UK (so I’ll be posting on UK time).

I go to college on weekdays except Fridays, so if I’m a little slow answering asks sometimes, just know I’m out there doing my thing, man! I have another CG acc and it @/the-caring-crew and my agere blog is @/downyburrow! And my og acc is @/where-the-warren-ends!

This is, like, your cozy, colorful, totally kind Muppet space! I'm so excited to hang with you all, spread warm fuzzy feelings, and groove together, y'know?

Stay mellow, stay magical — welcome to the Cozy Muppet Pad!

Peace, love, and Muppet snuggles, always.

Dividers made by: @/thecutestgrotto

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Starting a collection

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floyd x teeth is great and all, but i'll always appreciate the cute images between floyd and janice. like, take this one for example.

look at the way he looks at her. you can TELL that man is head over heels for this beautiful woman. not only that, but you can tell janice KNOWS this, and loves him just as much back. they are couple goals.

i need a man like floyd. i need a woman like janice.

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De teeth doodles cuz he’s kinda hawt xd

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Jungle Boogie (2015)

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I want the electric mayhem to get their own show, and YES I know about muppets mayhem. That show had a plot, I want a show with no plot, similar to the Beatles cartoon or the Monkees. Just the band going silly adventures, getting in trouble, telling stories, singing their songs.

I already have episode ideas😢

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im still new to the muppets but i wanted to share these.

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rock on rock on rock on!!!

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hi guys i've been feeling down lately sorry for the inactivity... here some doodles i've managed to do in the meantime tho :3

k i'm going back to my grave byeee play threadville it's peak 🙏🙏

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I've finally done it, I finished an edit

I love making high effort shitposts HAHAHAHAHA, gotta admit, it's a pretty peak edit if I do say so myself tho

Song I used is Give It To Me by The Northern Boys

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DRUM DRUM DRUM

(design inspired by @/eechytooru's animal gijinka!)