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Stiles: Let's go, Derek! Work that sweet ass!

Derek (struggling against a monster): Would you care to shut it?

Stiles: I'm giving you moral support!

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Derek: Are you sure? I can run to the pharmacy and be back in a minute.

Stiles: Nah! What's the worst that can happen? It's not like you can get me pregnant.

*15 years and 9 months later*

Stiles: And that's the story of how you were born.

Eli: What the fuck, dad?

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Allison: I can't believe Scott, some times he can act so stupid.

Lydia: You think? Welcome to the stupid boyfriend club.

Isaac: Is it a real club? Can I join it? Do I have to prove my boyfriend is stupid?

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Stiles: Top three best love confessions.

Derek: I just asked you if you wanted pizza for dinner.

Stiles: Of course I'll marry you, Derek.

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Stiles: I didn't know people shipped us.

Derek: What people?

Stiles: You know, smart people.

Derek: Who?

Stiles: Mostly me...

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Nice!

Stiles: Do you wanna have my cherry? Derek: Pretty sure I already got it. Stiles: From my cake. Derek: Yeah! That's where I took it from. Isaac: I think next time you should celebrate your birthday on your own.

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Allison: I wouldn't have pegged you as a hugger...

Scott: You don't wanna peg me?

Allison: No, you didn't hear me well, I said...

Scott: I never thought about it, but I would be open to try it.

Allison (blushing): Sure...

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Stiles: You know, I wouldn't mind dying like this.

Derek: Paralized by a Kanima?

Stiles: By your side!

Derek: Technically, you're on top of me.

Inspired by this

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Stiles: You know, I wouldn't mind dying like this.

Derek: Riding my dick?

Stiles: By your side!

Derek: Technically, you are on top of me.

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Stiles: I think you need to see an optometrist, cause it seems like you can't see a future with me.

Derek: Werewolves don't use glasses.

Erica: I told you he would say that.

Stiles (handing Erica a $20): Just wait, Derek! Before you realize it, you'll be in love with me.

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

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Stiles: Derek, be my Valentine! #NOHOMO

Derek: Nobody uses that anymore.

Stiles: Couldn't you just let me be romantic for once?

Derek: You lost your right to romance when you said "#NOHOMO"

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Lydia: How long have you been dating Derek?

Stiles: A couple of months.

Derek (fake smiling): Darling, that was supposed to be a secret.

Stiles: How did you manage to get into my head, you manipulative witch?

Lydia: I barely did anything.

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Stiles: I know we are in love and everything...

Derek: We are?

Stiles: but if we want this relationship to work...

Derek: What relationship?

Stiles: We need to work in communicating and understanding each other better.

Derek: I'm seeing a good chance to start working on this whole communication thing.

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Spreading...

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Derek's thinking face on the sixth image makes this funnier.

Stiles: I'm cold Derek: You should have brought a jacket. Stiles: Give me your jacket, asshole. You don't even need it. Derek: Having a boyfriend sucks. Stiles: I don't see you complaining when your boyfriend sucks. Derek: ... Derek: You're talking about... Stiles: Yes, I'm talking about sucking your dick.

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