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pastelpasse · 2 hours ago
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I want every couple BROKEN
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pastelpasse · 10 hours ago
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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pastelpasse · 10 hours ago
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German philosopher and political theorist Karl Marx, commonly believed to have died in 1883, lived out his final years in the North Carolina city of Greensboro. He passed away due to natural causes on April 11, 1940. In his final work, Capital: Revised he wrote extensively about his experiences "getting completely off [his] ass crossed on Jamaican hash and Tennessee bourbon watching OldHead shit like Mickey Mouse and Popeye every night."
He wrote that "this cartoon shit has completely changed the game" and that "nobody else will draw it right" in support of Walt Disney's exclusive and forever enduring right to produce media depicting the Mickey Mouse character.
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pastelpasse · 11 hours ago
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I dunno man I thought it was pretty clear with where it stands, maybe you're just stupid?
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pastelpasse · 12 hours ago
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pastelpasse · 13 hours ago
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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
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pastelpasse · 13 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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pastelpasse · 13 hours ago
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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pastelpasse · 13 hours ago
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pastelpasse · 14 hours ago
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pastelpasse · 14 hours ago
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pastelpasse · 15 hours ago
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pastelpasse · 15 hours ago
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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
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pastelpasse · 17 hours ago
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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down
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pastelpasse · 18 hours ago
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a single dry cough
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pastelpasse · 18 hours ago
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collect my flop posts
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pastelpasse · 20 hours ago
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interests: flirting with men he absolutely shouldn’t be flirting with. also what is this pick-up line. but also why does it work??
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