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patchworkstudios ¡ 1 month ago
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Haven’t watched any of the films yet. Can’t wait to binge watch them. Lol. But yeah I work in a restaurant and the ice thing got to me.
First time I saw the trailer for the movie I was at work, and not paying much attention so I caught it partway through. I thought it was a beer ad and I thought it was a horrible way to promote a product. Lol.
Haven’t watched the movie, only the trailer, but the most horrifying thing about Final Destination: Bloodlines isn’t Death hunting them down but the sheer lack of safety precautions these people have.
Like. These people are so stupid. Break a glass next to ice and you don’t empty out the ice? Stepping out into the middle of the road? Leaving rakes not just on the ground, but under a trampoline?
Owning a trampoline???
I mean, damn. Maybe Death wouldn’t be trying to kill you if you actually cared about your life. Go watch Puss n’ Boots last wish it’ll teach you a lesson.
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patchworkstudios ¡ 1 month ago
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Haven’t watched the movie, only the trailer, but the most horrifying thing about Final Destination: Bloodlines isn’t Death hunting them down but the sheer lack of safety precautions these people have.
Like. These people are so stupid. Break a glass next to ice and you don’t empty out the ice? Stepping out into the middle of the road? Leaving rakes not just on the ground, but under a trampoline?
Owning a trampoline???
I mean, damn. Maybe Death wouldn’t be trying to kill you if you actually cared about your life. Go watch Puss n’ Boots last wish it’ll teach you a lesson.
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patchworkstudios ¡ 1 month ago
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Just finished chapter two of book one of woven! I’m so excited, I’m really on a roll lately.
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patchworkstudios ¡ 2 months ago
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Log ??????????
I have found the world where Diviare resides. Oh it has been so long since I have seen them last. Our world cannot survive without them.
I have taken on a mortal disguise in order to blend in but it is rather exhausting and I don’t have the slightest clue where to start looking.
Maybe…. If I spread tales of what has happened since they have left they will realize they need to return home at once.
Yes! That could work. Mortals love their fairy talks and Diviare is sure to stumble upon them!
And I hope they do sooner than later.
We need to get home.
Before all hope is lost.
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