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YOSHI IS NOW AN ENEMY. RUN
Left: in New Super Mario Bros. U/Deluxe, Yoshi activates Donut Blocks by standing on them, causing them to turn red and subsequently fall.
Right: in the New Super Mario Bros. U game style of Super Mario Maker 2, however, Yoshi does not activate Donut Blocks, and can stand on them indefinitely. Of course, if the player is riding Yoshi, the blocks are activated as usual.
There are two ways of interpreting this: if the Donut Blocks are taken to be weight-activated, then this suggests Yoshi lost weight between these two appearances. If instead the internal logic is taken into account whereby enemies do not usually activate Donut Blocks, but player characters do, this suggests that Yoshi is now an enemy.
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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker
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i love whenever i talk abt being a robotfucker and ppl are like "but why tho" and i just say "glados from portal" and everyone nods their head and agrees
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im wine drunk and in tears over this garfield
fucking look at him
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irasutoya is kinda wild cause it maintains that cutesy artstyle for all of its clip art, even when the subject matter is like. really fucking dark, like
you have images of like, people severely injured from earthquakes, people dying from overwork, or even mental illness depicted with bandaged wrists
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oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."
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ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post

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idk why i just got recommended an announcements video from an elementary school called furry elementary but the fact that its called that is amazing
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happy 4/13 everypony ! ! > ㅅ < ) * chiikawa-fies your faves
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