patchyworx

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my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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It really does shake you to your core seeing someone love the same character as you but their interpretation of the character being so drastically different you kinda wish they didn't actually love your favourite character. get away from them actually.

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im so hungry i could eat the patchy shed

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"my ____" phrases collection

m,y tuube:)

mye touy.....

ive even got a twig! #mytwig

my bacteria means I like it

I love my this!❤️

My dinnar 💪💯❗️💥

I am more than my fluid

go my scarab

my luminous mama

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something about tooth gaps in character design just makes someone look like a complete dork, like it completely changes the vibe. you don't see a big strong man with a tooth gap.

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Everyone playing the "what kind of queer is MOST oppressed?" game is wasting their time on pointless bullshit, and, quite frankly, they're doing the feds' work for them.

Stand together or die together. They want to put us all in the same pit.

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u ever think abt how fuck it is that height doesnt really mean anything about age. there are 12 yr olds taller then you. what the fuck.

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Being transmasc on the internet sure sucks sometimes

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regressing

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let the record show i am all in favor of "shit" and "damn" and "fuck" but at the same time, "oh brother" is just an extremely funny way to express consternation. i tried to look it the etymology and nobody seems to even know the origin. like, what brother? whose brother? my brother? your brother? all we know is that somewhere out there, A brother is going through it, apparently.

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the bond you form between your first main in a gacha game must be studied

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This is extremely subjective and something I struggle with myself when designing “serious” creatures but I think something o would recommend for people trying to do spec bio or design alien creatures is to make them more “handsome” in the way real life animals are beautiful in their own ways

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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Throwback to that time I cursed ye

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genuinely in tears over this fucking video