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Dogy named Pieceof Shit

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(excerpted from Leila Chatti's poem: "Tea", published in Missouri Review)

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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbjuu4eBbc8/?

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the day rowling croaks is an official trans holiday and we all need to be there to celebrate together. do not let that dickhead outlive you

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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my toxic trait is that i think i could be trusted with the death note. i know the whole point of death note is that no one can be trusted with the death note but i would just use it exclusively to kill evil people. like corrupt politicians. and also every police officer. and people who don't use their turn signals

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remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

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CLUELESS (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) dir. Robert Luketic BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

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SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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thinking about how my parents did everything in their power to hide 9/11 from me as a child to the point of taking away my TV and preventing me from going outside so when we went to a 1-year anniversary church service about it in 2002 i thought the pastor was recounting the story from scripture and was like wtf how did i not notice there were planes in bible times that's crazy and then i went and pissed all over the church bathroom floor to test if i had free will

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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Another Kremlin policy to kill Americans put in place by MAGA traitors.