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FREAKING TUMMY PICS?! WHAT THE HELL?! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT NOTHING COULD SURPRISE ME ANYMORE I SEE THIS SEXINESS?!?! MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING

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I'm crying right now this is so beautiful

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He is SO DAMN HANDSOME when he's happy

here to report a devastatingly joyful patrick during Saturday

fob arkansas, 7/11/23 (my video)

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I don’t think I ever posted these cus I was gonna like animate more frames but it’s been like 3 months

And da stills,,,

And yknow what yeah I did wrongly predict joes hair I was manifesting long hair plus beard combo 2 come back bcus I luv her xoxo

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HE IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST LITTLE PUMPKIN GUMMY BEAR I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

patrick & the dog

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I LOVE YOU GUYS SO DAMN MUCH

I thought about this song a lot when I was younger. All these important people and events- some that disappeared into the sands of time- others that changed the world forever. So much has happened in the span of the last 34 years- we felt like a little system update might be fun. Hope you like our take on it…

We Didn’t Start The Fire is out everywhere now. Pre-order the 7” (limited to 5000 copies).

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HE'S LOOSE AND WITHOUT A HAT

NAKED PATRICK

WE NEED TO PROTECC

this is so funny. arrested for being too generic looking

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I DON'T FREAKING KNOW!!! WHERE THE HECK DID THIS COME FROM!!??? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!!?? WHEN!!?? WHY AM I REACTING LIKE THIS!? I DONT KNOW BUT FREAKING HECK!!!! WHAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PATRICK PLAYED SPOTLIGHT????? WHAT THE SHIT⁉️⁉️

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HE PLAYED THIS!!!??? HE PLAYED THIS AND I DIN'T KNOW!!!????? WHY DID HE PLAY THIS!!!?? IM DYING IM DYING IM DEAD IM FREAKING OUT I AM LITERALLY ROLLING IN MY GRAVE RIGHT NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL OH MY FREAKING GOSH WHAT!!?? HE PLAYED A SONG FROM SOUL PUNK!!?? WHEN AND WHERE WAS THIS AND WHY AND HE HAS TO PLAY IT AT THE CONCERT I'M GOING TO!! FRICK FRICK FRICK IVE BEEN STAYING OFF OF SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE ALL THIS PATRICK AND FOB CONTENT IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE AND ITS MAKING MY HEART EXPLODE BUT THIS!!!?? I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!!?? SOMEONE CONSOLE ME RIGHT NOW!!! MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME HELP

OH. MY. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH

I'M CRYING ALL OVER MY PROM DRESS, THIS IS INSANEEEEE

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Um YES!!!

^my favorite one XD

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Thanks for tagging me @wentzsmatchacup!!

Favorite color: Black, red and greyish-blue (like the color of rain ;P)

Currently reading: I love books but I haven't read anything In forever. most recent read was Frankenstein by Mary Shelley though

Last song: We Were Doomed From The Start (The King Is Dead) by Fall Out Boy (!!!)

Last series: Star Trek (1966) (freaking love that show)

Last movie: Hmm... I actually think it was Star Trek: The Voyage Home (it was WAY FUNNIER than I was expecting and way funnier than it had any right to be)

Sweet, spicy, or savory: ALL! I'm American, but I grew up on Indian food so that pretty much explains my tastebuds

Craving: I am always. and I mean always. craving chocolate milk.

Tea or coffee: tea 100% definitely (I like lychee boba tea)

Currently working on: ugh so much stuff because I +procrastinate+. cover art for a podcast, sculpture of Patrick stump for an art trade im doing, watercolor sketch of Patrick for a friend, a book and a script, plus like 3 fanfics, this pair of earrings I haven't finished even though its been 6 months and...a lot, lot more.

I tag: @stumptrick @dancealonetoheartbreak @falloutboyfan18 (sorry if you're inactive, have already done this or don't want to do it! I don't follow many people on here)

Get to know me:)

Tagged by @matteblackbats !!

Favorite color: purple and blue :P

Currently reading: honestly, I haven't read anything lately.

Last song: The Church of Hot Addiction by Cobra Starship. I am obsessed with that song

Last series: spunchbob. I like to have him as background noise.

Last movie: the 2004 spongebob movie. It was on while i was at my grandmas house dogsitting and I couldn't resist watching it, it was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

Sweet, spicy, or savory: i love sweet things and currently have a lot of candy stashed away in my bedside drawer lol

Craving: i was craving nuggets earlier so i got some from Wendy's and am currently eating them. They are yummycore

Tea or coffee: tea 100%

Currently working on: at the moment i am writing this i am making rainbow loom bracelets but in general i want to improve on my art during the summer! :)

I tag: @justforthedead @rivertigo @lankyledlights @raytoroapologist @horsegirlromanroy @pisshandkerchief + all of my other silly mutuals :3

Only if u want to do this!!!

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Hey 👋

Favourite fall out boy songs??

#1 is Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet!!

And I don't know if I can properly name the rest since they change all the time, but right now my top 20 are: Pavlove, The Music Or The Misery, Honorable Mention, Heaven Iowa, w.a.m.s, I Don't Care, Where Did The Party Go, XO, Alpha Dog, 27, Calm Before The Storm, Tell That Mick.., West Coast Smoker, The (After) Life Of The Party, The Pros And Cons Of Breathing, Super Fade, We Were Doomed From The Start and My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon.

Sorry, that was a lot!! And I'm sure I missed a few ;) How about you?

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@wentzsmatchacup here is our beautiful man :)

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AGAIN AND AGAIN, FOREVER A LAKE EFFECT KID

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PATRICK!!! I NEED TO SPEAK TO PATRICK.

*holding up microphone and whispering*

do you have an emotional support stuffed animal...

…I got him from a book store three years ago. He remains in my bed at all times and the reason Pete is not allowed in my bed unsupervised; he has a weird urge to chew shit like a dog. I would neuter him like a dog if he ever touched Bowie. We do not speak of this anymore. …thanks for the question, though.

-Patrick.

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This is so damn relatable and it made me sad DX DX DX

I literally have 0 friends

friends

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yep. this is exactly how it went :)

this is how it went right?