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I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was “if you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you” and then we were like “this is the only good update we’ve ever gotten” and then we just. continued sh*tposting

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museum studies goofs, 2/?

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I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

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Thread here.

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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

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i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

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some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

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but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

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Za.ra_h on Instagram / Patreon

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🗣🗣 EAT THE RICH

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There’s flowers of fondness sprouting behind his ribs, petals pushing through the gaps and making room around his heart and lungs. It’s so soft, the way Will holds him, but it’s so secure. Every smile, every kiss, it’s more sunlight for his garden. He’s never been good with plants, never had a green thumb and never really cared, but he doesn’t think anything could quell this foliage.

- Logolepsy ch.6 by distantdreaming

two draws in one night and oF THE SAME GAY NERD EGGS wtf where did this sudden art motivation come from and where has it been for like the last four months smfh

ANYWAY just a lil fanart for one of my current favorite fics uvu i love these two so much it hurts and fuuuuuuuuuck this one is so beautifully written (clutches chest)

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This is based on the original Good Omens storyboards that depicted Aziraphale and Crowley with washboard abs :P

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worst day ever