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I have a lot of these I need to get out but my phone is too glitchy to properly edit the format rn so here
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Clothing sizes basically being "everything is exactly the same but bigger" fucking sucks because I look like an uppercase T so in order to accomodate my bigass shoulders I gotta wear shirts that are way too big everywhere else
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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it鈥檚 time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me
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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing
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the thought of bob dylan actually having a penis attached to his body makes zero sense to me
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this is kind of killing me
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YOU AND I HAVE MEMORIES LONGER THAN THE ROAD THAT STRETCHES OUT AHEAD 馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃棧锔忦煑o笍馃棧锔忦煑o笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍
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trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit
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I'm like the tortured artist and his hot mysterious muse in one person
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Today's image features Mat because I got to hang out with my best friend
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It鈥檚 so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don鈥檛!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
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Also I had like very little interest in them for like six years and only came back every once in a while until like four months ago
"crazy to think that there's newer starkid fans who got into it after hatchetfield" says guy who literally only discovered starkid shortly before the first hatchetfield musical came out because he was three years old during AVPM and couldn't even speak english well enough to understand a thing when their pre-hatchetfield shows were coming out
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The puppetry and Jeff Blim as the cunty ass narrator makes me wish there was a starkid version of Labyrinth. The narrator reminded me of the goblin king but also sir Hop-a-lot is literally sir Didymus but as a frog like they're the exact same character. Knight who's a silly animal sidekick devoted to the main girl. They even talk the same.
What I really love about Cinderella's castle is that instead of trying to mimic a disney movie they went for the much more niche aesthetic of those traumatising 80s fantasy movies
#starkid#cinderella's castle#i'm too much of a zoomer to have grown up with traumatising 80s fantasy movies but i was really into david bowie when i was 15#so i watched labyrinth a gazillion times i know what i'm talking about
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In Cinderella's Castle I think the stepmother is at her most terrifying not when we see her as the literal troll she is but when she's in her skin suit and actually acting like Ella's mom because We Know how cruel she is but right now she's just acting like this girl's mother. And I think that's what it feels like for Ella when she Knows her stepmother is a monster but nobody believes her because they're convinced she's a benevolent mother figure
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feeling extremely humbled by this lately
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