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patroxxclus
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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Hell yes
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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Jay Leno made a joke about dogs being served at Korean restaurants. Gabrielle wanted it reported to human resources.
She'd also, before this, received "over half a dozen" notes on her hairstyles being "too black" for the AGT audience.
The show will go on. Jay Leno's life is fine (the joke was cut). Gabrielle Union was fired.
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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“This body of work was inspired by the desire to shift preconceived notions regarding Holy imagery. It is rightfully noted that it is rare to find Black people portrayed as Holy entities. May you find divinity in your Melanin, as we reclaim our narrative. This is the New Era.”
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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how can lawyers argue without crying 
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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it’s like a pokemon evolution
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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the original four princesses of color in ralph breaks the internet
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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on today’s episode of “Hozier liked”
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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he angery
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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i hope my first child is a dragon
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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18th century french person: let’s get this bread
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patroxxclus · 6 years ago
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i don’t know julie andrews personally but i trust her with my life
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