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read a tiktok comment that said "uconn losing to tennessee is reason they won a natty"

they COULDNT be more correct. Geno was NOT having it.

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ive been raw dogging this break up until now

drunk off my ass high key

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guys idk how much more losing my heart can take.

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this was worth the year long wait btw

if looks could kill - ines bettencourt

summary𞠬: two spies, one mission. only one can walk away— unless they choose to walk together.

warnings: gun violence, injury, blood, emotional distress, themes of betrayal and sacrifice, action/thriller intensity, implied loss, open-ended fate

pairing: xoc

tags: @patscorner @kmoneymartini @authentic-girl03 @vamptizm

spy au 1 2 3 4

the cabin was quiet. too quiet.

ines sat near the window, gun in her lap, eyes scanning the treeline as dawn broke through the woods in pale gold slivers. summer lay on the couch, arm bandaged, body still. for the first time in weeks, her face looked peaceful.

ines watched her.

she wasn’t supposed to care. not about her. not about the girl from the south side with a scar above her collarbone and too much fire in her eyes.

they were supposed to walk away after this.

but ines wasn’t sure she could.

a soft click too sharp for the old wood, cut through the silence.

ines froze.

then she was on her feet.

“summer,” she whispered, rushing to her side. “we’re not alone.”

summer’s eyes opened immediately. her hand reached for the pistol beneath the blanket. “how many?”

ines glanced out the window. “three men. west side uniforms.”

summer’s breath caught. “fuck”

ines nodded grimly. “they don’t want either of us walking away.”

“how’d they find us?”

“doesn’t matter. we have to go. now.”

gunfire shattered the window before the sentence ended. glass exploded inward as bullets tore through the wooden walls. summer rolled off the couch, hissing in pain but moving fast. ines returned fire through the broken window.

“garage,” ines yelled. “there’s a back door.”

they ran, ducking and weaving, gunshots ringing through the quiet morning. the cabin groaned under the assault, decades-old wood splintering with every shot.

they burst into the garage, and there, under a tarp, two motorcycles. black. sleek. fast.

“when did you have time to bring these here?” summer asked, half-laughing.

“a magician never reveals her secrets, princess,” ines replied, tossing her a helmet.

summer climbed on, gritting her teeth against the pain. “that’s crazy.”

they kicked up gravel as they tore out of the garage, the sound of engines loud and hungry beneath the rising sun. bullets chased them into the trees.

but they were gone.

into the blur of morning mist and adrenaline.

into the final stretch of the game.

they didn’t look back.

couldn’t afford to.

not with the black vans barreling down the mountain roads behind them, not with gunmetal slicing through the trees like angry bees.

summer yelled against the loud sound of the motorcycle engines.

“half a mile to the drop point. we just have to make it.”

ines nodded even though summer couldn’t see. she tightened her grip on the handlebars, eyes sharp, breath shallow.

the sun had climbed higher now, bleeding gold over the treetops. the world felt unreal, like maybe if they made it to the clearing, they’d get to breathe. start over.

like maybe this was the kind of story that could have a happy ending.

“when we get out,” summer said through the wind, “i have something to give you.”

ines almost smiled.

“me too.”

but the words had barely left her lips before it happened.

a flash of silver.

the whine of a sniper round.

then a sickening thud.

summer’s bike swerved violently, veering off the dirt path, flipping once, then crashing into the underbrush.

“summer!” ines screamed, braking hard, skidding sideways, gravel burning her skin as she dropped to the ground.

she ran. didn’t think. didn’t breathe.

just ran.

summer lay crumpled beside the wreck, blood blooming on her shirt, one hand still curled around something.

ines dropped to her knees, grabbing her, shaking her.

“no, no, no, look at me. stay with me, summer. please.”

summer coughed, a weak smile flickering across her lips.

“you’re so pretty,” she whispered, voice trembling like a radio cutting out.

ines let out a broken laugh, one hand cradling the back of summer’s head.

“shut up, you’re bleeding, you idiot. we’re not done yet, remember?”

“i know,” summer breathed. her eyes fluttered.

ines blinked back tears. “you said you had something to give me?”

summer nodded faintly, fingers twitching around the small object in her palm.

she tried to lift it, but her strength was gone.

ines took it gently.

it was a chain.

a locket.

scratched and bloodied.

inside, was a folded piece of paper etched in shaky handwriting, “find me again. in another life.”

ines stared at it, unable to speak. her lips parted, but it was too late.

summer’s hand fell away.

her eyes stilled.

ines didn’t scream.

she couldn’t.

it was a silence louder than gunfire.

behind them, the engines grew louder again.

ines stood slowly, face streaked with dirt and tears, and picked up summer’s gun.

her eyes, once warm, turned cold.

she slipped the locket into her jacket.

and without a sound, turned and disappeared into the trees. alone.

“if i don’t make it, tell ines i was going to choose her. always her.” were summers last words to connie.

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This is so fucked but same 😭

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I can promise you, if Paige wasn’t in love with Azzi should would not be all lovey dovey with Azzi around all the WNBA vets. She’s certainly wouldn’t let Azzi sit on her lap when they are sitting right next to AT, Nai, and Lyss. She was all up on Azzi in front of everyone and she wouldn’t do that if she wasn’t in love and comfortable with her relationship. She also wouldn’t have filmed the wagtalk video or allow Azzi to fly with the wings on the team plane (which Azzi confirmed earlier). These girls are very clearly in love and I don’t understand why you can’t just let them be happy. And don’t say something like “because it’s one sided and I just want what’s best for Azzi” because it’s not one sided and Paige and Azzi make each other so happy. You claim your a fan of Azzi but you literally shit on her when she is genuinely happy so you should be happy for her

First of all azzi was all up on her. Azzi initiated every contact from the first to last clip we saw. Again paige had her arm around everyone, it was a fun night for her. She hugged azzi like a bro. And yes she would do all of that because azzi is beautiful and having a beautiful girl obsessed with you and sitting on your lap is a flex to paige in front of the vets.

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that made zero sense but i cant argue with stupid so you do you

did you know that you dont realize youre in a dream until you wake up and you realize something was strange? Let that sink in.

I can promise you, if Paige wasn’t in love with Azzi should would not be all lovey dovey with Azzi around all the WNBA vets. She’s certainly wouldn’t let Azzi sit on her lap when they are sitting right next to AT, Nai, and Lyss. She was all up on Azzi in front of everyone and she wouldn’t do that if she wasn’t in love and comfortable with her relationship. She also wouldn’t have filmed the wagtalk video or allow Azzi to fly with the wings on the team plane (which Azzi confirmed earlier). These girls are very clearly in love and I don’t understand why you can’t just let them be happy. And don’t say something like “because it’s one sided and I just want what’s best for Azzi” because it’s not one sided and Paige and Azzi make each other so happy. You claim your a fan of Azzi but you literally shit on her when she is genuinely happy so you should be happy for her

First of all azzi was all up on her. Azzi initiated every contact from the first to last clip we saw. Again paige had her arm around everyone, it was a fun night for her. She hugged azzi like a bro. And yes she would do all of that because azzi is beautiful and having a beautiful girl obsessed with you and sitting on your lap is a flex to paige in front of the vets.

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GOODNIGHT.

PUHLEASEEE😭

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this girl created 50+ accounts and wants attention, she hates both of them, incredibly insecure and has been through shit in life and just needs therapy

yeah, im starting to get that...

BUT YK WHAT WE UP !!!

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so we all still alive pazzi nation? how are we holding up?

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HELL YEAHHH

Heck yeahhh

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anyways guys I TOLD YEWWWW

ugh i love my goats

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yes and lots of ppl believed the earth was flat. doesnt make ALL of them any less wrong

but hey, ignorance is a drug and you are addicted

I can promise you, if Paige wasn’t in love with Azzi should would not be all lovey dovey with Azzi around all the WNBA vets. She’s certainly wouldn’t let Azzi sit on her lap when they are sitting right next to AT, Nai, and Lyss. She was all up on Azzi in front of everyone and she wouldn’t do that if she wasn’t in love and comfortable with her relationship. She also wouldn’t have filmed the wagtalk video or allow Azzi to fly with the wings on the team plane (which Azzi confirmed earlier). These girls are very clearly in love and I don’t understand why you can’t just let them be happy. And don’t say something like “because it’s one sided and I just want what’s best for Azzi” because it’s not one sided and Paige and Azzi make each other so happy. You claim your a fan of Azzi but you literally shit on her when she is genuinely happy so you should be happy for her

First of all azzi was all up on her. Azzi initiated every contact from the first to last clip we saw. Again paige had her arm around everyone, it was a fun night for her. She hugged azzi like a bro. And yes she would do all of that because azzi is beautiful and having a beautiful girl obsessed with you and sitting on your lap is a flex to paige in front of the vets.

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youre talking out of your ass bc all I hear is bullshit

like we are SCRAPING the bottom of the barrel for what???

why cant we js be happy for em?

I can promise you, if Paige wasn’t in love with Azzi should would not be all lovey dovey with Azzi around all the WNBA vets. She’s certainly wouldn’t let Azzi sit on her lap when they are sitting right next to AT, Nai, and Lyss. She was all up on Azzi in front of everyone and she wouldn’t do that if she wasn’t in love and comfortable with her relationship. She also wouldn’t have filmed the wagtalk video or allow Azzi to fly with the wings on the team plane (which Azzi confirmed earlier). These girls are very clearly in love and I don’t understand why you can’t just let them be happy. And don’t say something like “because it’s one sided and I just want what’s best for Azzi” because it’s not one sided and Paige and Azzi make each other so happy. You claim your a fan of Azzi but you literally shit on her when she is genuinely happy so you should be happy for her

First of all azzi was all up on her. Azzi initiated every contact from the first to last clip we saw. Again paige had her arm around everyone, it was a fun night for her. She hugged azzi like a bro. And yes she would do all of that because azzi is beautiful and having a beautiful girl obsessed with you and sitting on your lap is a flex to paige in front of the vets.

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she need all the water she can get 😭

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they look like siblings.

tf is this bullshit

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ways to heal from dallas wings assketball

cause you deserve a little self care after watching mha brick another three.

games to rewatch:

2025:

uconn vs. south dakota state

uconn vs. butler

uconn vs. iowa state - that time shade popped off

uconn vs. st john's - azzi's career high (so far)

uconn vs. arkansas state

uconn vs. oklahoma - paige's career high

uconn vs. south carolina - february match

uconn vs. ucla

uconn vs. south carolina - natty!

2024:

uconn vs. georgetown

uconn vs. marquette

uconn vs. syracuse

uconn vs. providence

uconn vs. villanova

misc:

uconn vs texas (2022) - azzi's 32 pt masterclass

highlights:

paige bueckers

azzi fudd

sarah strong

and if all else fails, just watch love and basketball again