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its time to start asking the real questions

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I understand the backlash towards the uwuification of virgil but let's not act like this man is cool. his baseline for edginess are halloween crayola sets

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This is so funny omg

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I think about this often

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who else is doing it like remy sanders. he's a brat. he's a switch. he's in a toxic open relationship with a man he hates (affectionate) and regularly calls a slut. remy's not even actually his name

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what if Janus doesn’t know Virgil as well as he thinks he does. What if he disguised himself as Virgil and everyone saw right through it. What if I ended it all

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remus is my silly rabbit and i'm sure he's got some underlying issues of his own but it's really funny to imagine that roman is over there agonizing over his dark reflection and he could not be less bothered

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i think its really funny that shapeshifting isn't unique to janus or anything. all of the sides can do it he's just decided to make it a whole thing

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TS tweet 25/6/25

It’s the anniversary of Remus’ jarring introduction with “Intrusive Thoughts”, so, for his bespoke dessert, what’s better than a jelly mold filled with *all sorts* of items you’d be scared to find in your food… Happy Birthday, lil rat dude! 💚🎂

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ITS THIS FUCKASS BASTARDS BIRTHDAY

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love triangle but its just an established couple divulging into looney tunes-style antics to try and get the third person to join their polycule

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Sanders Sides from Janus and Remus’s perspectives is literally so funny like. Your coworkers fucking suck and they think they’re sooo much better than you and your boss barely knows you exist but hey at least you have your buddy to hang out with. Yeah your boss tolerates him slightly more than you but hey it’s all cool. He bullies your annoying coworkers for you.

And then one day he just. Fucking leaves. Like he’s not coming back. Ever. That one holier than thou coworker keeps calling him his son and he’s cool with it. He’s probably fucking your brother.

Personally I would end up on the news

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post-svs redux royality. To Me

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royality angst has the same energy of a couple that got married right after high school and are slowly realizing they rushed into things and don't know each other as well as they thought but they share all the same friends and still live in their hometown where everyone knows them as childhood sweethearts so they just stay together because its all they've ever known and it might not be happy but at least its familiar. aaand post

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happy pride (sound on)

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it would suck so bad to get deceived