paul-matthews87

[paul-matthews87]

paul can i get adopted please

I don’t know if I can adopt you.

[paul-matthews87]

Sorry!

:(.

[paul-matthews87]

Oh okay. I retract my previous statement. I'm calling the police anyways though have fun in jail

What?!!

[paul-matthews87]

You're very clownish. I bet your shoes squeak

They don’t. 😕

[paul-matthews87]

I don't believe you

Why???

[paul-matthews87]

Paul. Did you bite that guys arm off in clown makeup.

No?!

[paul-matthews87]

and what you (and the person playing you) are :3

What?

[paul-matthews87]

PAUL HELLLLLP. HEALLLLPP ME. MY ARM GOT BITTEN OFF MY A CLOWN. WHAT DO I DO GOOGGLEDOT COM

Go to the hospital!

[paul-matthews87]

My girlfriend is better than your girlfriend

I don’t know yours. I think Emma’s better, though.

[paul-matthews87]

Who's deltaruning in Paul's inbox

Who’s what?

[paul-matthews87]

The pointy headed will say toothpaste and then boy...

What?

[paul-matthews87]

Toothpaste boy!!! Hellooo

That’s not even close to my name what? Why? Hi?

[paul-matthews87]

It was more meant to be reassuring. Don't be weird

Okay, sorry.

[paul-matthews87]

Yeah, weird how people do that! I'm sure this means nothing for your future.

Yeah. That sounds ominous.

[paul-matthews87]

How many times do you think someone's sung "What do you want, Paul? " to you. Just that single lyric.

100 times. I might be over exaggerating, but a lot of people have done this.

[paul-matthews87]

Happybjrthdsy to u 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂😋

Oh. Uh…thanks.

[paul-matthews87]

pizza pizza

What? Isn’t that like a pizza places thing?