paul-matthews87
paul-matthews87
Paul Matthews
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((Paul Matthews rp account))OOC: hey gang! :DDeath count: 9(?)Coffee sounds really good right now.
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paul-matthews87 · 8 hours ago
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paul can i get adopted please
I don’t know if I can adopt you.
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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Sorry!
:(.
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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Oh okay. I retract my previous statement. I'm calling the police anyways though have fun in jail
What?!!
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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You're very clownish. I bet your shoes squeak
They don’t. 😕
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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I don't believe you
Why???
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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Paul. Did you bite that guys arm off in clown makeup.
No?!
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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and what you (and the person playing you) are :3
What?
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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PAUL HELLLLLP. HEALLLLPP ME. MY ARM GOT BITTEN OFF MY A CLOWN. WHAT DO I DO GOOGGLEDOT COM
Go to the hospital!
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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My girlfriend is better than your girlfriend
I don’t know yours. I think Emma’s better, though.
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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Who's deltaruning in Paul's inbox
Who’s what?
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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The pointy headed will say toothpaste and then boy...
What?
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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Toothpaste boy!!! Hellooo
That’s not even close to my name what? Why? Hi?
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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It was more meant to be reassuring. Don't be weird
Okay, sorry.
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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Yeah, weird how people do that! I'm sure this means nothing for your future.
Yeah. That sounds ominous.
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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How many times do you think someone's sung "What do you want, Paul? " to you. Just that single lyric.
100 times. I might be over exaggerating, but a lot of people have done this.
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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Happybjrthdsy to u 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂😋
Oh. Uh…thanks.
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paul-matthews87 · 1 day ago
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pizza pizza
What? Isn’t that like a pizza places thing?
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