Jack/Jas - 20s - He/Dog - ND - American - Political Science major/Journalism minor - Frequent poster of Dirty Harry weirdly enough - Totally normal about Clint Eastwood, cars, Saints Row, American politics, the Philadelphia Flyers, and various other things - #certified newmans own is a collection of my original posts but mostly used as my personal diary
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hold on something just happened
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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) dir. Ang Lee
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.
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iâm all the ages i have ever been
@swarnpert // haruki murakami ânorwegian woodâ // laura mathis âno mostâ // russian dolls // sue zhao // âelevenâ sandra cisneros // âdeathlessâ catherynne m valente // âmemento moriâ crywank // âuntitledâ keith haring, 1982 // dante and aristotle discover // jenny slate // @psychicdonuts
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No more women only men (Im lying)
#i love it when ppl draw sr2 troy and actually make it look like him#that is a Different Dude in sr2 it looks nothing like troy#he looks soo good hereee
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One of my personal favorite Dex moments. He is such a sassy asshole. I loved him in the first game but like,,, he a poop in the later games. Stink Rat but like our character in the 2nd game is wild who can really blame him tho.
Anyway, local dumbass likes the big brain man and draws him too much.
Also Troy
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im nEVER GOING TO GET OVER TROYâS AWFUL LAUGH
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Pissy Troy for my dash
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honestly i never thought the phrase âi want that twink obliteratedâ was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine âa meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in questionâ type situation
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hey so what makes me insane is the fact that troy literally fought for playa despite being a cop. he didnt want to arrest playa bc they were friends. he (probably but most definitely) wasted so much money for 5 years straight to keep playa on life support. morals and occupation out the window man he did everything for the saints and for playa. frankly thats the gayest shit a man could do, devotion to his level
#certified newmans own#saints row#troy bradshaw#i think abt troy a lot ok#i want to study him#corrupt cop yea. absolutely. but him and the saints man#smth abt it is so psychological. theres reasons why hes so devoted to the gang and to playa#i could write abt my theories as to why he is the way he is specifically but rn im focusing on him and playa#GAYEST shit you can do: funnel taxpayer money into keeping someone alive after a boat explosion#surely left for dead and yet. troy sees a sliver of hope and holds onto it. he COULD kill playa and be done with the saints#when everything looked bleak. dead or flags dropped or in jail. and yet he went no i will keep you alive#maybe he had hope playa would wake up. even if playa hated him forever#insane but playa is forever indebted to troy for literally saving his life. keeping him alive. he couldve not done that and he did#like yes the cause is very important to troy in a weird way. and it lives thru playa bc troy cant just drop his cop job#but i like to see it in a rlly strange fruity lens. devotion and loyalty unbending youre corrupt and lose the morals you should have#its very âtroys using playaâ but its been that way since the first game. he didnt want to arrest playa bc THATS HSI FRIEND. FUCK#idk i might make a troy post where i talk abt everything i think abt but. yea#if playa died troy wouldve reanimated them ok! he would commit atrocities for playa#anyway i have to get up at 6am for work tomorrow and its 12am whoops
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happy gay month, take this johnny for ur celebrations heh. afraid its all ur getting from me
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Playa when they wake up from the coma and see what's left of the gang
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bought the book that irreversibly fucked me up when i was in high school and fresh out the psychologists office with a bpd diagnosis i wonder if itll hurt me the same way it did then
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can't wait to see this couple back together
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