pauliesshoredom
pauliesshoredom
Paulys to the 80s and 90s
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My Pauly Shore account,[he's under rated]♡
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Barrett holds a special place in my heart [no matter how many times i use the same clips...😵]
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Welp I have a new hyper-fixation 🫤
So that's nice ,and ofc I had to make a Tumblr for it so @montecristomadness
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Hdjzisxbuu im hung up on Barrett....maybe an edit or two will do the job...🤔
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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~Babe~
Pt.2 of the series
[Buzz from Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge fluff SFW]
POV:1st person
Backround: It's date time! And......I'm stressed
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I had anxiety all day about the movie with Buzz. My heart pounding out of my chest when I came in sight of The Chill Factor. Honestly I attempted to avoid it at all costs because I didn't want him to see how fidgety I was. I was too focused on "Is what I have on good enough?" "Do I look ok?" "I mean he never specifically said it was a DATE...maybe I'm overthinking it......"
Around 5:15 I started my way towards the Fountain in the center of the mall. I didn't really find anything I wanted ,but I took so long in one shop I didn't get to see that many of them. This place is just so huge I'm not used to it.
Before I sat by the fountain I did a quick hair check in the nearby bathroom and ate a handful of mints I keep in my bag *upon the occasion* you never know...
I walked up to the fountain and take a seat on the edge of it watching as kids on the other sides would ask there parents for coins to toss in for wishes. They're so funny to watch pout when they don't get their way.
I sat and began looking at my watch every few seconds. Each second ran by slower than the last.....5:21... .....
5:22.......it felt like lava was burning me up with anticipation.....5:23 ....I start to stare off in the distance with my worries and loose track of time. I realize and quickly snap my eyes towards my wrist 5:29.....
Anytime now...maybe he's pranking me or something,but that's just not Buzz....
All of a sudden, I feel an arm wrap around me softly and say with a loving tone "Hey babe,you ready to get outta here?"
My whole body jolts and I almost would have fallen if not for his hold of me.
"Whoa-hey hey its just me,I didnt mean to scare you"
I playfully slap his chest with a grin,
"Dont do that shit Buzz,gave me a heart attack!"
"Haha s-orryyy" he mocked me with a whiny tone.
"ShuUsh"
"Stop being cute and lets go.The next screening is in 30, we should be able to catch it if we go now"
"I've been wanting to see this for forever! I saw it advertised in the papers but I didnt know it was out yet"
We carried on with our conversation out the door.
He opened the car door for me ...I've never seen him this gentle. I mean Buzz has never been the most charming guy to some,but to me he always had this kind demeanor. It seems in an instant he turned from the quirky dork I know to the most charming, considerate, and calm person I've ever seen.
Buzz gets in and he let's me put the radio on where I want it. We cruise and listen to music all the way until we arrive at the theater.
As we head in,Buzz grabs a bunch of popcorn and candies and sodas to gorge on,and take our seats at the back of the screening room.We whisper and tease one another until the movie abruptly begins. We watch and we laugh until our sides hurt we're in tears.
About mid way through I get freezing cold,and chills run all over me. Buzz had been looking at me every few seconds to see if I was enjoying myself and he had noticed even before I did. He quickly grabbed his pinned and patched denim jacket off of the back of his seat and layered it over me like a blanket before I could say anything. I pulled it closer and as I do,a wave of vanilla patchouli and sea breeze engulfs me and my whole body heats up with a flush. It made me feel *safe* and the more comfortable I got the closer I got to him.
He definitely noticed,because I heard him giggle to himself quietly as he moved ever so close to me. I get kind of nervous but I don't back away,I can't.
Despite all my nerves telling me otherwise,I went for it. Yet unsure, I softly layed my head on his shoulder ,particularly expecting him to move me.He actually wraps his arm around my shoulders and pulls me in closer to him as he lays his head on top of mine. We stay like that for a while and then Buzz slowly moves his hand from behind and inches his hand to mine and slightly touches the tips of my fingers to ask permission to hold my hand.Still laying our heads on one another I meet him half way and we softly held one another until we fell asleep. I usually have dreams when I sleep but with him I have a quiet mind and I'm able to completely relax myself . I feel totally at ease and I've never been able to sleep next to someone, so this is foreign to me.
We were woken up by the end credits music. We both nuzzled into one another in resentment of the rude awakening and stretched from being crunched up to one another for a long time.
His nose crinckles and his eyes squint as he says in a yawn "shit-its over?"
"Hm?I guess so.."
He laughs pitifully."Dammit you missed the end,I'm sorry"
"I enjoyed laying with you more than I enjoyed the movie,I think I'd rather have that than anything"
He just stared at me wide eyed for a moment,not sure of what to say or do or even think. Buzz's face went crimson .
I began to panic and think to myself
*Oh shit..Did I come off too strong?*
[To be continued]
Yes I know it was short but it's gonna have parts to it(gotta build some anticipation)😌✨️
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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PAULY FANFICS MASTERLIST
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Barrett
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Buzz
Buzz fluff piece
Pt1
Pt2
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Budd
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Stoney
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Crawl
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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~Meet me at the fountain~
Pt1 of the series
[Buzz from Phantom of the Mall:Eric's Revenge fluff SFW]
POV:1st person
Backround: Buzz and the Main are friends from school. They have crush on Buzz and ever since he got a job at the new mall they have a reason to stick around "shopping". Today they stopped by to say hi to Buzz and get froyo before a long day of shopping and things go ~out of plan~ but in the best way possible.
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"Hey? Buzz?"
I called out to him to get his attention to grab the cash in my hand. Buzz was ringing up my froyo and reached for his wallet.He looked up and said,
"Don't worry about it.It's on me"
"No you know I don't like it when you do that"
"Look as long as I am the one working this place,I got you babe" he grins.
I turn a bright shade of pink with his words and look away from his sweet smile and cute puppy eyes that I was unknowingly obviously deeply fallen into.I had already been leaning closer with every word he said, I hadn't noticed....oh shit
I turn my head away and look at my feet.
"Your gonna get fired ya know?"
"I have my ways" he sighs "also....i wanted to ask you if your free tonight...around......5 ish"
My eyes widen, "uh-yes w-why?"
"Well that's what time I get off and I was wondering if you wanted to catch a movie, I heard Uncle Buck was in theaters and I figured that was your taste..."
"Holy shit! Uncle Buck?! I love John Candy. I'd love too! How about we meet at the Fountain at 5:30?"
He looks almost surprised that I said yes ,turning red as he answered,
"Uh yeah! That would be great"
His manager pops up out of thin air and waves him back to work
"O-oh sorry I got to get back,but I'll see you later ok?"
I laugh through my words "Ok later buzz"
I hurriedly get out of line and grab a big spoon full of chocolate froyo as I skamper away to go shopping in a neighboring shop.
He quickly shuffles to start some other customers order as his manager scowls at him from a distance.
He whispers to himself with amusement "worth it..."
*he's such a cute loser...♡*
~To be continued
[Ik this wasn't very good and was kinda short,but If y'all like it lmk]
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Those eyes 😫✨️🩷
I hate how this one came out.With how short the vid was I couldn't get much of a video out of it but this is the result. Its a work in progress, I'm planning on doing a longer one soon when I have time
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Just a few Ep284 Axl Weazle of Totally Pauly gifs I made🩷✨️[2nd is my favorite🥺]
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Mini edit coming soon 🙃
And yes I had to add the exit screen as well for ✨️aesthetics✨️
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Been busy so I caught up on some stuff lmaoooo XD
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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😶‍🌫️Bud and Doyle edit😶‍🌫️-Biodome
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Stoney was the true hero and I'd get in fights over this😌 Dave was a asshole frankly and didn't give a shit about Stoney and Link for half the damn movie and only cared about being "cool" and getting a piece of ass who only wanted Dave after she couldn't get Link so....
And Stoney was genuinely wanting to help Link after he got to know him. He helped him learn and socialize and was the only one who gave a damn about him other than his looks and what they could get from him. He truly was his family in his eyes and that's what I admire about Stoney
(I'm too passionate about this)
stoney calming a freaking-out link by telling him they're family, even tho he's lost his?? The ONLY bitch in this movie i respect
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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I just want to dress like Pauly Shore in Encino Man is that too much to ask??
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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The best ones I've found that match me lol
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Pt3 to this series XD
[Srry for photo quality lmao]
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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Stoney edit -Encino man
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pauliesshoredom · 2 years ago
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David and Stoney edit-Encino man
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