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"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

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Lewis Pullman + muscles part 2! 💪🏻

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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

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i don’t care that your athlete is doing well it should’ve happened to my athlete instead

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how's that cake taste tommy 😏😏

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i wish i could skip to the part where i figure it all out

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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

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it really is so funny how a couple years ago saying you liked rpf got you burned at the stake but now you can be like, I think those two real life men have gay sex with each other on the reg and everyone is just like #yuppp

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it feels like 47°C today if anyone is wondering how terrible everything is here right now.

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the thing with sports tumblr is that you will follow someone and then they will post something that makes you go. oh. i am in enemy territory

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Edgin + being completely normal in his reactions to Xenk

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