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"Strutter, that was Paul's song. He's got his own quirks. One is that he refers to himself in the feminine third person. A lot of people did in the '70s, but having the makeup identities too? 'She's Starman', that's how he'd introduce himself. Weird. Why not be 'Starwoman'? Anyway, we were learning to walk in those stupid moon boots Paul and Gene wanted to wear, and Paul keeps going, 'you can't just walk, you have to strut!' and he had his butt real high. He struts good. Then he showed us his secret. I almost quit the band right there, because he had three clothes pins clipped to his balls, taint, and the rim of his asshole.