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Dear Jay Z,
STOP BRINGING BEYONCE TO SPORTING EVENTS, BRUH!
SHE CLEARLY DOES NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS BOUT NERE SPORT OUTCHEA.
SHE BE AT SOCCER GAMES LIKE …

SHE BE AT NBA GAMES LIKE …
SHE AT BOXING MATCHES LIKE ….

JUST LEAVE HER AT HOME FAM. LOL
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When you gonna let me eat ya booty?
well let's see ... I was in Boston... In Your Bed... drunk & willing but nothing happened 🙄
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I’m offering a class on how to son these niggaz. Classes are $5 a session. LMAO
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When I’m Bored Alone In My Room ..
(Don’t Mind My Messy Bed)
Welp Look At Mr.Softy 🙄😏
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“ reblog if you have your nudes on page 😏✊ ”
(via httpqvann)
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Me at 2 AM: I’m bored
My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?
Me:
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Ahs: sexual situations
Me: who's going to fuck during something like this?!
*Sees Matt bangin feral Gaga*
Me: oh
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