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Iâve been thinking and Iâve decided to spilt Lamb in Wolfâs clothing into two stories:
Bat in Humanâs clothing is the non yandere route. Exploring more of the genuine repression the bat family struggles from. Y/N in their art is bringing those repressions as well as their familyâs strengths to the forefront. Trying to pick out the wounds to finally flush free the festering infection. Celebrating the batâs accomplishments⌠while simultaneously reducing their own suffering and victories. Under the idea âitâs not as bad/good as everyone elseâsâ. Like an idiot. Because trauma isnât a contest! Neither is being good. Itâs the art therapy au :D.
Human in Batâs clothing is the yandere route⌠And the worst route by far. Y/N isnât painting to express themselves. Theyâre creating doll houses. Shattered mirrors of their delusions. dreams of escapism theyâre unintentionally feeding their meta powers with. Theyâre far more repressed⌠And terrified. Because they live in the household of one of the most targeted men in the world. The universeâs greatest detective. And their a meta sitting inside his house like a ticking time bomb. And thatâs just a beacon to the rogues of Gotham⌠Or really a particular one. Thomas Elliot. 512A⌠HUSH. A man OBSESSED with looking, sounding, BEING, Bruce Wayne⌠But better. Heâll be Y/Nâs muse. Heâll give them the expression they crave, the hands they wanted to cradle them. Not just their own feats, but flesh, blood, WARMTH. And Thomas will FINALLY have something Bruce doesnât. And then. He will make his own painting.
How about a redraw⌠of Ivan the Terrible and His Son?
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YOU GOT TWO ROUTES!?!? I AM LOVING THIS SO MUCH
Oh, I love this concept because it feels so raw and quietly powerful. It takes the Batfam's repression and finally gives it a healthy outlet. Using art as the lens is brilliant because it forces honesty without confrontation. Kind of like sneaky therapy. And the fact that Y/N is channeling not only the Batâs pain and triumphs but also diminishing their own in the process? Thatâs so real. People with big empathy often do that, lifting everyone else up while downplaying themselves like their struggles âdonât count.â It says so much about their internalized guilt or low self-worth, and it mirrors the Bat Familyâs tendency to minimize their trauma.
Human in bat's clothing tho? Full on psychological terror. It takes what could have been a typical yandere trope and makes it so much more artistic, and horrifyingly intimate. Instead of simple obsession, youâve framed it as escapism weaponized by repression, which feels terrifyingly real for someone living under the shadow of Bruce Wayne. A household where perfection, secrets, and masks are literally survival tools. And these dollhouse fantasies? Theyâre trying to make a safe, perfect world through art, and in doing so, they make themselves a target for FREAKING HUSHHH?!?!?
Hush as the ultimate parasite, someone who doesnât just want Bruceâs life but wants to out-create him by molding Y/N into his ultimate âproofâ that heâs better than Bruce? Him becoming their muse and their undoing at the same time? Holy shIIIITTT
The âIvan the Terrible and His Sonâ reference? FUCKING WILD AND AMAZING!!! Itâs the perfect metaphor for Hushâs victory being hollow and Y/Nâs craving for warmth leading them into destruction.
Your brain is something else, I am bEGGING FOR THIS FIC ONGGGG
#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#yandere batboys#neglected reader#yan batfam#platonic batfam#platonic yandere#đ anon
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Batkids early adoption au except it all happens in the same night (also Bruce Wayne is an idiot)
Picture this:
Bruce goes to the circus. A tragedy occurs. He starts walking back to his car with a freshly orphaned Dick Grayson clinging to his neck. He gets there only to find...
The tires are gone. All but one, which is in the process of being removed by a scrawny street kid named Jason Todd. The boy runs.
Bruce panics. He obviously can't let this poor, obviously homeless kid run off to get crimed in Crime Alley. Bruce does the only thing he can think of: he throws Dick like a pokeball. It works, sort of. Dick catches the kid, the kid catches a concussion.
Bruce panics harder.
He bundles the kids into the back of his car and hops in the drivers seat. "Hospital," he says to himself, "I can do this. I'm Batman."
"What?" Dick says.
"What?" Jason says.
"What?" Bruce says.
THUMP. They're interrupted by the sound of someone landing bodily on the roof.
Bruce stumbles out of the car to find Tim Drake doing the family guy death pose on top of his $400,000 Mercedes. Above them, a broken fire escape squeaks a threat of more violence. Bruce is distracted by it for only a second, but when he looks back down, Tim is already upright and setting off a camera in his face.
"Hi, Batman!" Tim grins. "I knew it was you."
Bruce blinks away the stars with a sigh and opens the back door again. Tim scrambles off the roof and wanders in.
Bruce now has three childr- wait when did that one get here? Cassandra Cain is wedged into the middle seat between Dick and Jason. She smiles at him sweetly.
"Who-" Bruce begins.
Someone wings a brick at them out of nowhere. Tim narrowly avoids further head trauma only because Bruce's dad reflexes activate in time to bat (ha!) it away. Bruce turns to see a little blonde girl sprinting off. He moves to catch her, but steps on Jason's discarded tire iron; it flips up and nails him in the balls. Stephanie Brown gets away.
Bruce realises, while he's writhing pitifully on the ground, that the car still has no tires.
He calls Alfred for help.
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Four hours, a hospital visit, a whole lot of paperwork and one long phone call to CPS later, Bruce arrives home with four emergency foster kids in tow.
Talia Al Ghul is sitting in his living room with a baby carrier.
#battinson#i love that skrunkly man#batman#yes this is battinson#dc comics#dcu#batfam#bat fam#bat family#crack fic#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian al ghul#talia al ghul#damian wayne#early adoption au#cassandra cain
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Been reading Uncanny X-Men from the first issue once again and Magnetoâs fancy signature is taking me out. Man took the time to threaten and make sure his firm was impeccable and I respect his dramatic style đâ¨

(Bonus: Frosty Bobby and his sassy little self)




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old man doomed yaoi >>>
#cherik#x men#charles xavier#james mcavoy#xmen first class#charles x erik#erik lensherr#xmen wolverine#uncanny xmen#xmen dofp
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poor Maximoff is two for two with the uncomfortable forced hugs! they betta leave my girl alone
i love LOVE the addition of Laura my bby and ofc BILLY w Pietro and PEEPAW ERIK theyâre such a sweet lil family, theyâre just missing (y/n) and ik that the magnet fam are gonna rock the Wayneâs shit.
And Wayne playing ABBA for poor Maximoff đđ i love them, your honour.
also the cliff hangers u leave us on are CRUEL but so so delicious. the mutant cure and worthington industries are so, so good. iâm so invested. and ofc thereâs some satisfaction in knowing that Tim and Bruce have to suffer through Warren Worthing senior lol.
overall great chapter, canât wait for more
Who knows who else will get into the forced hugs? Hopefully, nobody else for the sake of Maximoff's sanity (We all know the answer sadly-)
Laura, my bby, this won't be the last we'll see of her!! She will have a certain important role REALLY soon. And the magnet family needed a bit of happiness and I am more than sat for the whole reunion and a batfam beatdown.
Wayne is more than familiar with the healing power of ABBA. My girls needed that breakdown with Chiquitita in the background.
IM SO SO SORRY (not-) FOR THE CLIFF HANGERS SJSJSJ, that's on me đđ
The mutant cure and overall lore on the mutants is going to get very interesting in the upcoming chapters so keep your eyes wide OPENNNN. And always count on making the batfam suffer lol
Thank you for this đđâ¨
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Have a very stupid thought I just came up with and now it wonât leave my head:
Maximoff: So your dad is Superman
Kon: Correct
Maximoff: And Superman has a wife
Kon: Correct
Maximoff: And your a clone made with Lex Luthor and Supermanâs DNA
Kon: Also correct
Bobby: So you have two dads that arenât gay?
Kon: Unfortunately correct, itâs complicated
Warren: So do you likeâŚgo to Supermanâs house on week days and Lexâs house on weekends?
Kon: No, Lex lost custody apparently
Wayne: YâKNOW, BATMAN AND SUPERMAN HAVE REALLY WEIRD HOMOEROTIC TENSION
Kon: Why does everyone wanna bang my dad?!
JSSJJSJSJSJJS THIS IS SO FUNNYYYY!!
My girl Wayne is secretly unhinged, she just can hide it better than the rest of them. LET HER LOOSEEEE
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bruce trapped underneath puppy pile of children. if he moves he is evil and hates them
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I've been thinking about this scenario for so long and I think adding Kon makes it better (not so much for the Batfamily's ears). The quartet forms a rock band; it would be great if Maximoff were the drummer. My girl needs more hobbies to release energy and frustration, especially with Jason's "intervention" (COUGH COUGH threat COUGH); the Batfamily's bewildered faces at the change in music style would be too funny for Rio.
Wayne would be an incredible lyricist; no one can deny that it would be therapeutic for her to express her accumulated anger, disappointment, and frustration against her family in the form of music; there would be material for many, MANY years.
The idea came to me when I listened to "Haunting Soul" by DanDaDan (here's the link). I feel that the lyrics match the esthetics of the work. I loved your story so much and I can't express how anxious I am to know more; I started looking for the X-Men comics just to understand or learn about some characters from the story đ.
Sorry for the bad spelling and the brevity of this message; I'm using a translator and I'm afraid of making it more complex or longer đ.
I love how everyone keeps coming up with scenarios like this, you guys are the best đâ¨
The quartet forming a rock band would be iconic. Bobby would go crazy in the keyboard and Kon with the electric guitar omggg. Warren would def play bass (you will LOVE next chapter i swear-) and Maximoff as the drummer is perfect and there's no argument there.
Not only are the drums the perfect way for her to release all of her frustration, but also make the batfam go nuts with the change and it just makes it so much funnier (Again, you will LOVE the next few chapters jssjsjj)
Wayne is a very creative soul (I AM SORRY-) and she would slay as a lyricist. She has all the inspiration to make all the saddest songs and full of so much angst, they're probably never running out of material (Also DANDADAN?!?! I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND IT FITS SO WELL YOU GOT SUCH A BIG BRAIN I WANT TO KISS IT-)
Wayne would also desings the outfits and aesthetic of the band, there's no arguing with her.
And I'm so happy you started to look up on X-Men comics!! They're a bit confusing to follow up bc of the many alternate universes but if you need advice on where to start, don't be afraid to reach out at all!!!
Don't apologize for the message!! I understand it and I never mind if it's too long or too short, Im just happy that you decided to send it!! (No se si hablas espaĂąol, pero si se te hace mĂĄs cĂłmodo en tu idioma, lo puedes mandar como tu prefieras!! Un abrazoteđâ¨đ)
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I finally made a Drabble!:
Itâs wrong.
Horribly. Terribly. Wrong.
His eyes are too soft.
Bruceâs eyes were grey. Like the color of storms. Distant and rumbling. Brooding. Collecting heavy thoughts and feelings with no signs when they may drop their weight.
At least whenever he gazed at Y/N.
But the eyes⌠The eyes that look up at them from the canvas are blue. Like smokey sapphire of an imperfect gem. Or the silver lining of a raincloud peaking through the haze.
Even his lips.
Quirked into the closest thing their father had to a genuine smile. Not that Y/N knew what it was like to have him smile at them. Not ever. Might as well say never.
They donât even know why theyâre doing this portrait. Itâs not like it will hang anywhere in the manor. And itâs too⌠real to just sell it off as Bruceâs playboy persona.
This is their fatherâs face by their own desires. Too honest. Too wanting.
Itâs wrong⌠ButâŚ
Unease creeps in as their gaze sweeps from canvas to door.
Itâs late.
Everyone should be out on patrol. Hunting down criminals. Surveying the land through glass eyes in a million ways, voices through filtered ears. No one should care about what Y/Nâs doing. Not important. Especially with the Joker once again gallivanting through Gotham like itâs his own big top. Still⌠Caution born from scrutiny and fear didnât fade so easily. Itâs their fatherâs house. His city. His rules. And thereâs only one meta allowed in GothamâŚ
But that blueâŚ
It just be a few moments.
Just a few, Y/N tells themselves. Only a few.
Their finger touches the canvas. On Bruceâs cheek. Where cold acrylic should be, warm flesh rose. The paint strokes become dips and scars on a face theyâve only studied from afar. Hands peeling from fabric, into space and form. Reaching out in equal slow, and cautious need. The gentle trace of touch. Fingers cupping jaw bone that Y/N can only imagine the calluses that would catch on their skin.
That same soft expression plastered against a face that will never wear it for them. Leaning forward to close space-
âMx. Y/N?â
. . .
âMx. Y/N, thereâs really no reason for you to still be up. I suggest you head to bed. Really. Out of everyone I shouldnât have to remind you of⌠Ehem.â
âAnyways. Please head to bed at a decent hour. Iâm sure tomorrow morning wonât need more sour faces when the others return.â
Even with Y/Nâs heart thundering in their ears, they can catch Alfredâs footsteps disappearing into the manor. Must have been still cleaning. By the time they look back at the canvas, itâs as if nothing happened. Bruce has a smudge against his cheek from their finger. But thatâs it⌠It wasnât real anyways.
âMaybe Alfredâs right⌠I should head to bed.â
Itâs easier to pretend. But itâs hard when they have to wipe the acrylic from their own cheeks⌠and forehead.
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(The hands that cradle your face and tilt it up to kiss your forehead arenât made from flesh and bone⌠But they still cradled me, yes?)
(The hands that cradle your face and tilt it up to kiss your forehead arenât made from flesh and bone⌠But they still cradled me, yes?)
Why am i crying this late at night omg
This honestly gave me big The Picture of Dorian Gray vibes. The whole idea of Y/N staring at details like the softness of the eyes and imagining warmth where thereâs just paint. Itâs not just a painting, it turns into this mirror for desire and guilt, something that feels alive even though it shouldnât. That bit where they wipe acrylic off their cheeks? Totally reminds me of the way the lines blur in Wildeâs story between reality and fantasy. It is beautiful, unsettling, and i love how it draws you into their head.
What really stands out is how distant Alfred sounds toward Y/N compared to how warm or lightly sarcastic he usually is with the rest of the Batfam. His tone here is so formal, almost clinicalâPlease head to bed at a decent hourâ feels more like a caretaker sticking to a rule than someone who genuinely cares about their well-being. Thereâs no gentle teasing, no personal touch, none of the familiarity heâd use with Dick or even Damian. That distance makes the scene feel heavier because it reinforces Y/Nâs isolation in the manor; theyâre in the family orbit, but not really of the family. It makes his interruption less comforting and more like an echo of the same loneliness driving them to paint Bruce in the first place.
I want to swallow this whole piece ong
#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#neglected reader#yandere batboys#yan batfam#platonic batfam#đ anon#drabble
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IâM BACK, FLUFFIER THAN EVER HEHEH
I think it would be absolutely HILARIOUS to see the Kents meet Color Quartet, like on one hand, theyâre glad that Kon has new friends but bro really befriended an ice goober, a rich kid with anger issues and ANOTHER WAYNEđ (This oneâs cooler but câmon Kon)
Clark would be happy that Kon made new friends but please stop your friends from crashing the tractor and wrestling the cattle (Clark secretly thinks itâs funny)
Also, Bobby would be saying something like âYou look like Superman!â (Assuming he doesnât know that Clark and Kon are kryptonians) and Clark would laugh awkwardly
If he did know then heâd be full on sobbing, asking for photos, signatures and would pass out if Clark looked his way. Maximoff and Warren defo apologize for his behavior (my baby boyđĽš)
Lois would also be happy knowing that Kon is making ânormalâ âhumanâ friends (oh you sweet summer child). Sheâd tease Kon about his crush on Maximoff in private. I also think sheâd apologize to Maximoff about the news and media being mean to her in the past even though it wasnât her fault and Mutant Trio (maybe Kon but they prob wonât tell him until a bit later) would look at each other like âGang how do we tell herâ
Jon would watch Kon try (and fail) to flirt with Maximoff and be like that meme where itâs like âWhyâd you call them baby girlâ âLetâs stop talking for a bitâ. Jon defo thinks that Konâs new friends are cool (I was planning to have Jon call them âMaxiâ but realized that the Kents donât know their real nameđ). Bobby is the funny, cool uncle typa guy has candy for him every time without fail, Warren scared him at first but heâs the dude that buys him a lot of toys since heâs rich. And Maximoff secretly teaches him stuff like how to pick locks, swears that they came up with so Jon doesnât get into trouble, stuff like that. Heâs probably the other one that knows Mutant Trio are mutants. (I really like the idea of Jon meeting Color Quartet)
Overall the Kents adore Mutant Trio and Mutant Trio thinks the Kents are sweet as fuck
WEEEEE FLUFF!!! The Kents meeting the mutant trio is happening eventually, so I will keep it as vague as possible while having fun with this scenario.
Clark is always happy and excited when Kon makes more friends out of the hero business. He definitely invites them to the farm and keeps a close eye while they drive the tractor. And Maximoff should be allowed to play around with the cows and the goats, it's free therapy.
And Bobby fanboying to hell and back the moment he finds out about Clark being superman and his friends are trying to keep him from freezing the whole ground. He also get bullied around by Krypto. But the dog listens to Warren for some reason lol.
Lois adores them and drags Maximoff for a girl's day. She also loves to tease Conner so much because he barely moves his eyes away from her (she blames Clark's genes all the way-). And Maximoff just nods at her apologies, trying so hard to not say anything while Bobby and Warren sweat hard in the background.
Sweet baby Jon, he thinks Kon's friends are so cool. Bobby takes him to play catch and fills him with enough sugar just to drop him with Kon. Warren is awkward around kids as young as Jon, but he slowly warms up to him, after drowning him expensive gifts because he has little to no interaction around kids and normal ways of bonding lol. He is also very blunt and Kon has to keep him shut from outing his crush on Maximoff. And he would love running around with Maximoff and coming up with secret codes to annoy Kon whenever she is around to visit.
I am very tempted to make a Kent farm chapter with this sweet kids later in the fic. They deserve the break.
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Okay, which yandere mutants/X-Men would be the worst to have in your opinion? Or would actually scare you?
i think that having any of the ones that I mentioned as a yandere for various reasons. They can be scary in their own ways and how intense they are as a yandere.
I think the Magnet fam can be pretty scary compared to the others just because of their powers. Wanda can literally alter reality at her will. There's no way you'll be able to escape from Pietro. And Erik? Man will literally bring down earth's magnetic field.
Yeah, I am not fucking around with them
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Okay, okay, I gotta know: which yandere X-Men or mutants are your favorites? Like, top five?
OHHHH That's a bit tough!
For the yandere part, I do like Logan, Mystique, Pietro, Wanda and Erik. All in the platonic aspect except for Pietro bc that's my man I like him in any aspectâ¨
In a general sense, my favorite X-men characters are The whole magnet family, Nightcrawler, Beast (NOT IN COMICS ALRIGHT-), Logan and my girl Laura (I have many others as faves but these are my mains đâ¨)
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Hi itâs me, âThe person that thinks Mutant trio are friends with Kon because they think itâs cuteâ
Anyways, I have some funny things I thought about the friend group. As of writing this, I am now realizing that they all are sorta color coded (Blue is Bobby, Yellow is Warren, Green is Maximoff, Red is Kon) so I will be referring to them as Color Quartet
Color Quartet if one of them gets into a fight would be so fucking funny in my opinion like you somehow managed to get into a fight with 3 mutants and a clone of Supermanđ (God forbid itâs a gang fight)
Kon would probably try to not fight them, mostly help them calm down and not fight him anymore (They will die if he loses patience)
Bobby would make the place colder so the other has a disadvantage and throw hands (heâd probably try to get them to calm down as well)
Warren would mostly scoff and throw hands with minor bruises
May god be on your side if you fight Maximoff, sheâd literally almost kill someone but the other three will intervene (+ Wayne would help her, idk how but the ghost will help her and thatâs a FACT)
And if you get into a gang fight with all of them then your dead, you just donât know itđ HOWâD YOU EVEN GET INTO THAT SITUATION đ
The color quartet sounds so cute I'm squealing so hard
ALSO THEM GETTING INTO A FIGHT IT'S SO FUNNYYYYY!! In the scenario that is some gang fight or something makes me wheeze because it can go in so many ways.
Kon is pretty experienced already in fighting for obvs reasons, but since they are in public, he would try to diffuse the situation the best he could (under the impression that the whole group are aware of their powers and stuff in this scenario-).
Bobby, my baby, he would also try to get things to be as calm as possible. He does not handle this type of confrontation well (boy has trauma around bullies, that's all i will say-) and it may throw him into a bit of a panic which leads to make his powers to go a bit out of control and make the temperature drop.
Now, Warren? Boy may act all snob but he has serious anger issues. He is just waiting for the right moment to act up and this is it. Adding the fact that he is somewhat protective (aggressive bird brain activated-) he is the first one to throw hands.
Which leads to Maximoff joining in the fist fight. She has also been waiting for an excuse to throw hands and Warren basically gave her the green light. Wayne is just making the guys trip around so Warren and Maximoff have the advantage while Bobby and Kon try to hold them back but also end up throwing a few kicks here and there.
Either way, they end up with GCPD mugshots:

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hi! just read Ancient Dreams In A Modern Land in ao3 and felt the need to let you know that i really enjoyed reading it. Im not a real marvel fan outside of the xmen stuff, so im a bit lost with the whole wanda vison and the witches stuff haha. i also really liked the details of the dent family speaking spanish, i was wondering if anything in particular incited you to write them that way? keep up the amazing writing
Hey there!
Don't you worry about feeling lost with the witch lore! Most of what I have been writing has been altered to fit into this story and I will explain it very soon since the girls are now in the search for the vessels for Rio, meaning we will get a lot of backstory on the Dent family, Wayne's childhood before Bruce and plenty more!
As for writing the Dent family as latinos, I had many reasons! The main one being that I absolutely adore the fancast of Harvey Dent with Oscar Isaac, he fits him very well and it's just how I picture the character in my head. There's also the endless talks that i had with my friends about it, and for some reason I picture in my head Harvey having the faintest hispanic accent while Two-Face has a very thick New Jersey accent. I have been playing around with this headcanons for years and I could go on and on, but other than pushing my Lation Harvey agenda, I also wanted my latina reader to make sense in this story. Basically two birds of one shot đâ¨
Thank you so so much for this ask and I hope you'll continue with reading this fic đđ
#ancient dreams in a modern land#harvey dent#fic lore#fic lore ask#anon asks#fic ask#asks#answered asks
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I made myself cry with an idea. The original Lamb in Wolfâs clothing isnât a meta, but I had an offshoot idea that if they were, theyâd be able to turn their art alive⌠Imagine drawing yourself a image of your father that will cradle you close. You can smell the paint. It will stain your clothes. Held close in a cape thatâs never draped over your shoulder. Youâll carry handprints of a man that doesnât exist. Be chastised for the mess laterâŚ. Even though you had to make it in your hands, But for one moment. Youâre treasured. You were loved.
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Oh my god???
That's just heartbreaking and it hurts so good. There's so many ways it could go with how their powers could work.
Is their art able to copy the exact essence of the person she is using as a muse? Or can she manipulate it at her will and make them so what she wants the to do or act? Maybe they can gain awareness as she continues to use her powers (think of like Night at the museum for example)?
Either way, it creates such a complex situation for the reader. Finding comfort on the art made by her own hands because she has nobody else but herself to turn to for a shred of compassion... Excuse me while I go and weep in a corner.
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Hello Electric, tis I, Honey-minded Hivemind! I have read through all the chapters for your fic, and yee, it is so awesome! You're writing is wonderful! If you ever want to talk X-Men or platonic yandere X-Men, I'm all for it! Have a great day, and thank you for sharing your fic with all of us! Ooo, I'm rooting for Wayne and Maximoff!!!
OMG HONEY HIIII!!!
I'm so happy you made it over here!! Thank you so much for reaching out through Tumblr. I am so so down to yap about X-men and many other things with you!! I also started your yandere xmen evolution and I love it !!
Sending you a big hug, have a great day/nightđâ¨
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