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pokedexrival:

                     “.. And you don’t invite me? How vexing. If only I can just stay in my bed.” 

Trevor rolled his opticals and gave off a small snicker to go along. 

“Now listen here.... I don’t do it cause I want to.”

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“It’s like eighty percent of the time okay? It’s not like the ten percent I’m doing dangerous stuff I just don’t get out of bed.”

                                “Usually? Yeah, doesn’t cut it.”

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“I take care of myself....... Usually.”

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He passed out.

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rebirthpyre:

“Bitch, me too. I’m a single dad, you’re dyin’ and Serena’s gonna cry. The fuck.”

“How do any of us function.”

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@pokedexrival replied to your post: “I haven’t slept in three days two hours five...

“X, sleep is important. Do I need to give you some good sleeping tips?”

“Who needs sleep when you have a crisis staring up at the ceiling.”

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rebirthpyre:

“Yea, ‘nd I slept in the last twen’y-four hours. I’m allowd’ta be.”

“Yeah and I’m depressed.”

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@rebirthpyre replied to your post: “I haven’t slept in three days two hours five...

“GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YOU COWARD.”

“Wes you are also in fact awake.”

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“I haven't slept in three days two hours five minuets and twenty five seconds.”

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reprisxl:

“I am an adult.” throws a Pokeball into her hands containing a Spiritomb. “Go breed this Pokemon for me, will you.”

A terrible adult. “Is there anything specific you want from it?”

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reprisxl:

“Don’t say it unless you act upon it, child.” Ghetsis… no…. stop.

Whispers “I need an adult.”

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paviseborne replied to your post: How to make all the kids start saying bad words by…

“Frick”

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hughhyuuhue replied to your post: Yells “ffffffffffffffffffff-fffffffffffffffffffffff...

“I mean I’ve gotten you to say fuck before and I can sure the FUCK do it again~” Winks

“I’m sure you can.”

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Yells “ffffffffffffffffffff-fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffu- frick”

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The Johto Kids: Exist

Leaf: *kicks down the door, sweeping Crystal off her feet*

Leaf: I'm your big sister now. I'm marrying Crystal, I'm your big sister now. Eat your greens, behave and be nice.

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aegisguarded:

“Good question… I’ve just been fishing here for awhile…”

“I guess we’ll see when we fill up the pool!”

“Guess we’ll just have to get as many as possible right?”

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aegisguarded:

“Come on, come on! We still need more Grimer!”

“Alright. How many do we need?”