pawneetrash
pawneetrash
the windy side of care
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pawneetrash · 2 days ago
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why does the "pour milk on your eyes for tear gas exposure" myth pop up like clockwork every time...please do not do that please only do eye flushes with water. please please please
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pawneetrash · 3 days ago
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pawneetrash · 3 days ago
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“i asked chatgpt—”
well i asked the kind old friar and he told me to fake my death. immediately
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pawneetrash · 5 days ago
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Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason
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pawneetrash · 6 days ago
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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows
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pawneetrash · 8 days ago
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native queers I love you 2Spirit fags and dykes I love you indigenous genderqueer people I love you third gender people I love you māhū I love you ahhhhhhhh
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pawneetrash · 8 days ago
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pawneetrash · 11 days ago
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i <3 menial tasks. for srs.
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pawneetrash · 13 days ago
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Much Ado About Nothing - Text Posts (i)
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pawneetrash · 14 days ago
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pawneetrash · 15 days ago
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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pawneetrash · 17 days ago
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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pawneetrash · 17 days ago
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british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it
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pawneetrash · 17 days ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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pawneetrash · 18 days ago
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Average 2020s movie being "too political": girl power! quick background kiss between two gay extras! one single black guy!
Average "non-political" 70s movie: the government is hiding a global conspiracy that is warming the planet and will kill us all and also the cops are evil
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pawneetrash · 18 days ago
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I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that
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pawneetrash · 19 days ago
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hear me out…
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