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Cat disaster!

jschlattxfem!reader

Summary: You had just moved in togehter, what you did not stop to think about was the now three cats causing mahem.

Warning: my bad writing, and I did not check my spelling at all so DON’T come for me!”

Boxes were still everywhere, you and schlatt ate from paperplates or ordered in everyday and slept on the blow up mattress that was already broken.(thanks to jambo..)

Life was great basically.

You had been dating for almost a year before deciding to move in together into a new place in New York. But what you both hadn’t stopped to think about was the now three cats running around the apartment.

Jambo was usually the chill one, but ”burnt soup” and your cat megatron(named by schlatt obv) which was still a kitten, tried to make everything difficult for you two every single day.

”NO! DOWN! i swear to fucking god megatron i will throw you off the balcony.”

Was the first thing you heard opening the apartment door, coming back from the grocery store.

”what is happe-”

The next thing you saw was the tv going down the table and screen first onto the hardwood floor and a horrible crash could be heard, the cats bolted around the place.

”I SWEAR-” Schlatt started before letting out a harsh sigh as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

”Well, it was a pretty shitty tv?” You hesitated to say seeing the foul mood schlatt was in today.

You were both exhausted from the move and the shitty matress thats was like a carpet now didn’t exactly promise the best sleep.

”..yeah i guess it was” schlatt sighed again but slightly laughed.

Megatron the little shit rubbed herself gainst schlatt leg and meowing at him.

”You little shit” He laughed considering actually throwing the cat out the window but decided not to since you would probably not be too happy with him.

You put the groceries away in the kitchen before jumping down on the couch closing your eyes for a second. Then some small feet could be felt walking over your stomach and then a small body collapse against your neck.

Opening one eye you saw the little furry fucker lay basically under your nose all snuggled up. You gave the cat some scratches and she purred loudly.

”She cost us a whole new ass tv and just fucks off and gets cuddles with MY girl?!” Schlatt exclaimed lifting his arms up pointing to the cat before letting them fall back dowm and hit the sides of his legs loudly.

”She’s just a baby?” You said in a disgusting baby voice kissing the top of megatrons head and smiling at schlatt at his irritaded form. It was kinda funny.

”No. No, that’s not- jesus I give up..” He said before plobbing down on the couch next to you. Hungergames was still playing on your laptop from before you had left for the store.

Megatron stirred from her slumber and crawled over to schlatt’s lap instead.

”See she’s saying sorry!” You said laughing at his now even more irritaded face, well he tried to stay irritaded at the adorable cat. But ended up failing misserbly.

”Fine, i forgive you, you little fucker.” He said pulling the kitten closer to himself.

You gave schlatt a small kiss on the cheak before turning back to the laptop that was purched on the coffee table.

”Jambo don’t get too close to that or it will fa-”

Crash, glass shatter, and a scream was the noice next.

You were now the one who LOST it, so you scremead into schlatt shoulder.

Schlatt bursted out laughing, probably cause this was your laptop not his. He kissed your temple before getting up to clean the mess away.

”I hate everyone..”

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Heated blankets and cuddles

jschlatt x fem!reader

summary: both you and schlatt got sick at the same time so to ease the sniffling and sore throats from the flu, you make a cup of tea and snuggle up on the couch with the cats.

warning: straight up fluff.

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You had catched the god awful cold that was going around, and from you schlatt went ahead and got it.

You were laying on the couch with multiple blankets wrapped around you to keep you warm, just one leg peeking out the thick blankets and jambo curled up by your side in a deep sleep.

Schlatt was trying to power through his headache and stuffy nose while streaming a relaxed minecraft mining stream.

From your spot on the couch you could hear schlatt laugjing at something his chat said, followed by a cough. He had only planned on streaming for about an hour, yet 2 hours in he was still at his desk gaming away.

Jambo jumping off the couch brought you back to the show you were mindlessly watching from your livingroom tv.

A cup of tea would really heal your sour throat but getting up from the couch felt impossible at the moment, still feeling like you were going to freeze to death if you pushed the blankets away even for a second.

Tired footsteps could be heard heading towards the livingroom from behind you. Then the couch dipped next to you and a head appeared infront of your barely visible eyes under the fluffy blanket.

” ’M so tired…” he mumbled resting his head on your blanketed lap. ”How many blankets do you have toots?” He laughed with a tired smile.

”Not enough, i’m still freezing jay.” you whined reaching for yet another tissue to wipe your runny nose.

Without a word schlatt got back up from the couch disappearing into the hallway of the apartment.

Few minutes later he appeared with two cups of tea, a big heated blanket and a jambo running after him.

”Let’s get you warmed up doll.” He stated pulling the other blankets to the side to cover you in the already heated up blanket.

Schlatt layed down beside you, arm around your shoulder pulling you into him as he turned your favorite show on for the both of you to enjoy.

Jambo jumped up on the couch and got situated next to the both of you enjoying the warmth from the blanket aswell.

Schlatt’s body heat by it’s self was warming up your entire left side that was pressed against him.

There you two spent the rest of the day and evening snuggled up by eachother watching some shows. Before you both drifted off to sleep in that same position on the couch with the soft sound of the tv chatter in the background and eachothers heavy breathing.