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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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the sleeeperrrrr

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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losing my mind at this

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Anna Haifisch