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After a long-ish wait, I present to you: Phoebus’ first ask meme! I tried to find one based on the results of the quick mini poll I posted earlier in the week here so I hope what I picked works for you guys! As a reminder, here are the general rules for ask memes (as stated in our Student Handbook):

— The original meme post can only be reblogged within one (1) week of it being posted! By reblogging this post, you are letting other members know that it is okay to send you one of the memes/prompts/etc. If you want to participate in this meme, please make sure you reblog it before 11:59 PM EST on March 11th! — Replies to the meme can only be answered and posted to the dash within one (1) month of the date that the meme was posted on. If you still have ask memes to answer one month from now (April 4th), unfortunately, you can no longer post them onto the dash to prevent confusion with other memes that may be circulating at the time. Hopefully by doing this, it’ll encourage members to not let replies sitting too long! You are free, however, to respond to an ask meme privately if the message was not sent on anon or even turn the meme into a starter instead. — Try to send everyone who reblogs the original meme post an ask, especially if you reblogged the post from another member! We want to make sure everyone gets to participate and that everyone feels included. Remember: send what you want to receive!

So without further ado, our first meme is below the cut!

Send me a ☒ and I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-47 to see which text my muse will send to yours.

[text] You missed a hell of a party last night!

[text] I can’t believe you did that last night!

[text] I miss you

[text] Do you own a dog?

[text] Can I borrow you for like three hours Saturday night?      

[text] Real talk: do you think I could pull off a beard?

[text] I love you too, you ass

[text] Tell your parents I hate their favorite child

[text] Could you please just do me this one favor?

[text] Oh shut up, you idiot

[text] You’re my favorite person in the world

[text] You have the most beautiful eyes

[text] I wish I could hold you in my arms right now

[text] I need a hug

[text] Have you seen my lucky bra/underwear?

[text] Movie night tonight?

[text] I’m either going to kill you or kiss you next time I see you, depending on how this works out

[text] How drunk am I right now?

[text] I can’t find my god damn phone

[text] Are you seeing this right now?

[text] The things I would do to you if I had you alone for five minutes right now

[text] How much blood should there be when you slice your thumb open?

[text] What do you do if you accidentally superglue your hand to your refrigerator door? Asking for a friend

[text] Damn you’re a good kisser

[text] There is a cat sleeping on my leg. I don’t own a cat.

[text] I’m coming over

[text] It’s cold, you should come keep me warm

[text] Bring me coffee. Now.

[text] Just ignore everything I said to you last night

[text] Should I slash his tires or egg his house?

[text] If you cry when we see that movie I will walk out of the theater and leave you there

[text] Can we just have pizza for dinner tonight?

[text] I love you to the moon and back

[text] Okay?

[text] Always?

[text] What’s the name of that one really annoying song you like?

[text] I have half a birthday cake and a twelve pack of beer. Are you coming over or what?

[text] I’ll be there in five minutes.

[text] I hate you

[text] Can I just have one more kiss?

[text] We haven’t talked in like a week. Are you mad at me?

[text] She said she couldn’t date someone who considered being a Pokémon Master a significant accomplishment in their life

[text] Can you come pick me up?

[text] Your house smells like cherries and regret

[text] I’m so hungry, you need to feed me.

[text] My grandmother looks at me like she thinks I need to go to church

[text] If I get my nipple pierced, will you get yours done, too?

(Source, although slightly modified)