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why do the burger king employees always blast my whooper with mayo as if they want the damn thing pregnant
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cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead
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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:
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Forgetful Joker recent search history:
Scars on face
Who is batman
Whats funny
Who is bat man
$100,000
Lunch in gotham
Where do i live
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in many ways hoop and stick was the fortnite of its era
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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