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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
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this is one of my favorite tweets i just want to respond to people with it non sequitur all the time
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hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in
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Help a broke trans girl land back on her feet
I was promised a job in the fall that I have been holding out for all year only for the industry to get destroyed by the trump presidency. There's no spot for me anymore and barely anywhere else in town is hiring. I just had several extremely stressful moves and am in a little bit of debt from trying to get myself settled. If I could get any help going in to next month to get a little breathing room I would appreciate it so much I need to come up with at least $800
Cashapp: lilove99
Venmo: thelmaelizabeth99
PayPal: thelmaelizabeth99
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i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time





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White pizza with Bacon, Spinach, Tomato and Ricotta.
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her: bitch you better not be a fucking lesbian when i get home
me:

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