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a ridiculous concept i cant get out of my head is the ferengi having an attitude toward vulcans thats basically "these guys would be SO COOL if they didnt SUCK" bc they could be making absolute bank with their ruthless logic and intellect and they have the second sexiest ears in the galaxy, but noooo, they're too busy deepthroating the federation's boot. BUT if you took a vulcan baby and raised it right, with good ferengi values...
cut to quark showing up one day wearing a baby bjorn and sisko or whoever asking him "why do you have a vulcan baby 🤨?" "i acquired it." "you mean adopted?" "yeah yeah whatever. lets go, t'axevasion, time to launder money with daddy"
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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I periodically get notes for this masterpiece, this crime. Thank you.


I was asked to do some quodo redraws!
Y'all WISH this your relationship…
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"-he won't pay to replace the shattered bar stool- you know how Klingons can get- and now the family friendly atmosphere in my establishment has been compromised and I'm already losing profit because the replicators serve everything 4 degrees hotter- Odo? Odo are you listening? Odo you need to tell the Chief to send someone over to fix the replicators because Rom says he's too busy- Odo-"
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quark and brunt being exes would honestly explain so much about brunt’s behavior and their entire dynamic in general. like okay brunt so you’re gonna completely obsess over ruining quark’s life specifically, hide in his closet, do a gay little sit on his bed that pisses him off, and show up in the middle of the night to pay him the equivalent of like 2 million dollars just to own his entire body when he dies ? alright gayass
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Tumblr if you don't shut tf up
#what could I possibly have done to make tumblr think I'd want to see this :/#not a big deal but also gdgsfhn why?#incest#trek.txt
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Blatantly stolen from this
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Beam me up.
Data and Geordi dancing in front of a glowy purple, dark blue and night sky background. Geordi’s head is resting on Data’s shoulder as Data looks down at him with surprise. Data is faintly smiling. There are three pink sparkly rings swirling around them.
Thank you so much for commissioning this piece @karmaphone . Working on it really put me in my happy place
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star trek deep throat nine
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tiny man of the hour (forgot to make this transparent at first but i fixed it oops)
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Gremlin brain whispered a thought into my ear and that thought was “Garak cosplay except it’s made of sequins” and now I will be able to think of nothing else until I’ve made it a reality
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i drew the deleted scene from the script of s7e23 where quark visits odo since he thinks he’s going to die
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Computer, show me the forbidden Jacked Ferengi
#yes I have wash board abs. no I don't do physical activity. We exist.#imagine if Quark looks like this under all those clothes but is still a little bitch
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