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I love when two book-smart, love-dumb idiots finally realize they like each other

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breaking news: palest woman alive gets sunburn from one hour on the beach

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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started my very first draft of something im working on. first “real” writing ever. clocked 1600 words for today

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He is absolutely stunning. The most gorgeous man I have ever seen.

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He is absolutely stunning. The most gorgeous man I have ever seen.

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freudianalyze feminize fetishize fujoshize

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crash (1996) in 4D (could hear someone fucking in the cinema)

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Has no one made a Crash 1996 edit to Disorder by Joy Division or have I just not discovered it yet?

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Update from my mother while she is watching Critical Care

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but he wouldn’t be safe in a room with me

Share a famous male that you would feel safe in a room with:

James Spader

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that duck dynasty ass beard scared the piss out of me

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“Does Raymond Reddington eat pussy?” and most people are polling NO?! NO?!! clearly you’ve never watched the show. or anything else he’s in. you mean to tell me you think that man is not a “i’ll finish when i’m done, not when you’re done” kind of eater? get out of my face so i can go sit on his.

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james and his poor trigger discipline

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welcome to the first and very useless installment of ‘what cologne would he wear’:

E. Edward Grey - Black Orchid by Tom Ford or Homme by Dior

Eddie Dutra - Sauvage by Dior (you are lying to yourself if you think he would wear anything other than the quintessential male manipulator, fuckboy cologne)

Steff McKee - Ralph’s Club by Ralph Lauren or Guilty by Gucci

Raymond Reddington - Aventus by Creed or Ombre Leather by Tom Ford

no one asked me to do this. i just felt like it.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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and then the desire gets worse when you learn that maggie wasn’t wearing makeup and those were REAL BRUISES.

Bitches will watch secretary once and then forever want to be spanked by James spader