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Here's a very cool umamusume fact that I found on [The site that shall not be named]

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Why is eating blueberries such a traumatising experience? Eating them is like “7/10, 5/10, 2/10, 11/10” they're so fuckibg strange

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Fun fact: Many nordic people actually genuinely hate the all-white minimalist ~Scandinavian Interior Design~ type of decor. This kind of thing:

You know why? Because for about half the year, the whole entirety of the Outside World looks like this:

The people are already so goddamn starved of colour that they are getting scurvy. And then some evil fuck decided that the indoors can't have colour in it either.

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness

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x_cast_x

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well. this is it fellas. i found the cheese escape rat

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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New political strategy just dropped.

Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 

@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.

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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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discord server for silent video game protagonists

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A fantasy setting where the divine right of kings is real, but there's a whole pantheon of gods and they've all got their own favourite they're betting on.

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my dad got a clear phonecase for himself so I let him have one of my pokemon cards to put inside it, and after making me explain what each pokemon did and was he picked a basic lightning energy card