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me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

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im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

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me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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GOBLIN PSA

Occasionally you will want to hiss at the sun

That’s normal

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my first goblin experience was getting those lil plastic treasure chests at the dentist to put ur baby teeth in and instead putting any small shiny in there and carrying it around and occasioanlky peeking in and chuckling to myself

these shits

peak goblin culture

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I just watched The Conjuring 2, and while it’s on my mind in a similar vein to this post, I also want to spread some appreciation for Javier Botet because GOD DAMN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

He has Marfan Syndrome, which is a rare connective tissue condition that gives him bizarrely elongated limbs and allows him to do unnatural things with his body, and he’s built quite a resume for himself appearing in horror movies

Like Doug Jones, he also appeared as three of the ghosts in Crimson Peak:

But you may have also seen him as The Crooked Man in The Conjuring 2:

Eddie’s leper in IT:

The Nina monster in all three REC movies:

Set, the God of Death in The Mummy (2017):

The titular creature in Mama:

He did motion capture work for the Xenomorph in Alien: Covenant:

And he most recently appeared in Insidious: The Last Key and the Slender Man movie!!

He’s done other more obscure horror movies too but basically this guy is adorable and inspiring and an amazing talent and I adore him 8D

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and die

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13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

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me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

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when u sent an important message to the wrong person

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bisexual + unicorns

bisexual: sexual attraction to two or more genders; sexual attraction to same and different genders

happy 20biteen!

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TIL that limes are just lemons injected with a small amount of blue dye and marketed as a totally different fruit. The word lime doesn’t even appear in print until 1969.

via reddit.com

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These Japanese fireworks are on another level. Via u/tiktokgood

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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.