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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with

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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

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i think a funny bit this summer would be to write fanfiction again

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Edit because alt ID doesn’t want to work on mobile anymore: [Photo ID: A meme of two sketchily drawn people hugging, one labelled "Me" and the other "Fictional mysterious small towns that are not what they seem.” End Photo ID]

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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this too shall pass

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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*tarrifs your blog*

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he's flashing his award losing smile

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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I certainly do keep it on me

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not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations