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apple trend but eat that beefsteak tomato to the core

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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

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honestly the “supernatural fandom has a gif for every situation” phenomenon becomes slightly less mystifying when you actually watch the show and witness the fact that dean says literally every combination of words known to man

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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

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BLADES OF GLORY (2007) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

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once you start saying yippee you can never go back

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Came across this in a report at work

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idk if elon will kill his new chatbot grok when he finds out its woke, but he'll definitely kill it once he discovers it's funnier than him

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Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

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Hi it's bob dylan here i need $200 on paypal to come out as nonbinary

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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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Been getting really into orange juice lately