pearlphonecase
pearlphonecase
Officer Christopher
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"This city needs cleaning. If no one else will do it then I will!"
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
pearlphonecase · 9 days ago
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"To be honest I have no clue. We should ask some rich girl who owns a bunch of horses and see what she has to say. Always go tot he experts."
I'm gonna put ¥100.000 on that pony!!
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pearlphonecase · 9 days ago
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"What should their name be?"
I'm gonna put ¥100.000 on that pony!!
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pearlphonecase · 9 days ago
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"Good argument. Let's get this pony."
I'm gonna put ¥100.000 on that pony!!
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"No problem kid."
*He goes back to doing paperwork.*
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"Alright then. I wish you luck kid. Stay safe out there."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"Probably vitamins? I don't know. I'm a cop, not a doctor. Though in some other universe I'm probably am."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"Yeah your body is probably lacking something."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"At this point you might have to check in with a doctor about that."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"Yeah. It's best to start wearing protection to keep yourself safe."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"At this point you might need to start wearing bubble wrap and football gear around you to protect yourself."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"What did you even hit it on?"
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"On the rib? How did that happen?"
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"They do. Like one time I hit my ankle so bad that I had to go to the hospital for it."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"Damn. Make sure to pick up a few ice packs as well. Those injuries can swell up bad."
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"Snacks are always a good thing. Though you already need more bandages? Are you still accident prone?"
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"Well, that's good to hear, kid. What do you have planned on picking up?"
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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pearlphonecase · 10 days ago
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"How are you doing? What brings you here today?"
*He leans back in his chair.*
Hey mister?
@sweetly-melt-me-darling
"Hm? Oh hey kid."
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