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I can’t stop thinking about Harry Wilson’s loser ex-wife. I can’t imagine being like “So what my husband is allowing a benzene oil spill to wreak havoc on the environment? So what if the benzene is killing children??? He’s a good husband and he pays attention to me. He’s just trying to be a good provider for our family!” Like, bitch, millions of people find a way to make a living without actively destroying the environment and murdering children.

THEN her dumb ass stays with him because he listens to her and cuddles her at night or whatever the fuck he does with his nasty stringy hair. ONLY to find out that not only is he actively allowing his oil rig to leak oil, he also blew up the oil rig, killing 5 people and causing what I can only imagine to be a MASSIVE ecological disaster. AND NOT ONLY THAT but he’s also a TERRORIST who shut down the power grid in order to be able to sell the ability to cripple US infrastructure to other terrorists!

Now her dumb ass is probably on the news and people are talking shit about how she stayed with him after the oil leak whistleblower incident. Now she got, no money (probably), her daughter doesn’t respect her and wants to live with Harry, and she gotta go to the grocery store while people point at her and go “that’s a terrorist’s wife!” I hope those extra cuddles and attentive listening were worth it, you pathetic loser!

Nate’s ex-wife Maggie would never! She’s certified cool! Grace wishes she was Maggie!

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Let’s get cleaned by mama

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Florida weatherman tells viewers he won’t be able to accurately predict hurricanes due to Trump cuts.

At the start of the hurricane season, one meteorologist in South Florida is warning that they will not be able to accurately predict and track storms due to federal cuts by the Donald Trump administration.

John Morales, a meteorologist at NBC 6 South Florida, interrupted a recent live broadcast to issue the dire warning to his viewers in the hurricane-prone state.

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I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

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Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

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Grass types!!

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Water types, my fav ☺️