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I tag my posts for three reasons

So people can blacklist whatever they don't want to see. Customize their following experience.

So I can find old posts and look at them fondly like I'm going through a photo album of my grandchildren.

So you can go through my posts like a raccoon digging through the trash finding the most nutritious garbage.

The last one is my favorite.

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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the thing about astarion is that i do think that he is COMICALLY his own worst enemy but i also recognize that the reason for that is that he hit a sharp genre shift at 100000 mph. one second you're the hot and kinda tragic but expendable minion of a d&d boss and the next you're the romancable companion in the party. this little man was built to have his lore discovered in a notebook while looting his corpse after you've killed cazador and all the sudden everyone's like hey astarion. do you want to sit by the fire and tell us about yourself :) we all like you and want you happy :) and he's like what the fuuuuck. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk????

however i do still find him funny about it, sorry man

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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Well ???

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the funniest comments I found

can you all tell me and be haters for a bit

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tag your traumatized man comfort character

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Naturally I couldn’t help but draw another Theresa/Bianca for Day 6: Dressing in Steel @kcdfemslashweek

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

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i loveeeeee when sophie plays a character in a different accent for like the whole ep and then drops it in front of them and they’re like wait who are u

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Marikilah can be so real actually

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