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#Car Dad is a shocking exclusion from the list#Ive picked Sports Dad as a substitute but its like 5% of his life. But cars? Solid 70%
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
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i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow
#Reminds me to track down another resource pack that changes their look again#One I was using last broke with recent updates#Anyway yeah cmon its not even subtle and I don't know how Mojang / Microsoft didn't change it as soon as they bought the game#Like ofc Notch did that hes a dickhead but why have we let it continue for 10 years after the acquisition#For all MS/MJ says his opinions 'do not reflect' their they sure are keeping his worst decisions in the game
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whenever i need to find good character prompts i turn to whose line
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We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.
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If I were to play a person game for the first time which one do people recommend - 3, 4, or 5?
#theyre all good so im gonna say base it on the general theme/vibe#p3 - really dark and somber. a lot of suicide imagery. will change your life but its gonna be really sad on the way there#p4 - complete opposite its a murder mystery but has a very goofy vibe. self acceptance time.#p5 - rebellion! got the most modern luxuries and most features. super punk rock in vibes we are changing society#whichever of these sounds most fun to you go for first
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#also younger generations were more likely to be working lower paid customer facing jobs#and not have the financial resources to leave those jobs for their safety despite the health risks
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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i'm losing my fucking mind. a damn near perfect file in simcity 3000 was chugging along just fine and suddenly everything broke. tax income dropped by like 90%. i was getting warnings about low land value despite them being at their highest nearly across the entire city. baffled, i made a backup save and then let it continue for a bit and. i literally got fucking fired. i lost. i didn't even know you could lose simcity. and again, everything was still just as meticulously perfect as autism/adhd hyperfocus could make it (very).
the culprit, uncovered after significant investigation?
overflow error.
that's right. my land values were so high they looped back to zero. i got fucking nuclear gandhi'd. i was so good at simcity i literally broke it, i'm laughing so much. i think this means i won simcity, actually
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now… hear me out, chat.
SULFUR CRESTED COCKATOO PEARL.
#This is fucking perfect#Especially since Cockatoos are little goddamn nightmares in an angelic looking package#Just like our Pearlo
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