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Peak Lord meeting

Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.

Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.

Out on a mission

Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse

Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness

Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic

Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.

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trying to remember how to draw with this baddie

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My favorite “only survived the plot because no one could replace their administrative skills” characters

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Y’know I bet among demons Mobei Jun had a reputation of being a legendary romantic. All of the overtures he makes to his human are some public, so loud. He’s like demon Gomez Adams. On the other hand the demons see Shang Qinghua as the icy beauty, as capable as he is cruel. He ignores every gesture, plays at being pathetic to put their king off. He even plays with their king’s heart, stealing him away only for him to come back unmarried and without child.

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Crossover that lets me make my favorites good friends.

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*downs it with beer* never better

Steve (to himself) : i hate the feelings he's stirring in me

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love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

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Shen Yuan, realizing he doesn't have the faintest idea what Airplane's real name is/was: hey so what were you called back in our "hometown"?

Shang Qinghua, abruptly nervous: uh, well, I mean does it matter? You know my handle anyway so why is it important?

Shen Yuan: I don't know. aren't you curious about my name?

Shang Qinghua, profusely sweating: nah not really bro, the past is the past, it's probably better to just leave it where it is

Shen Yuan: I guess that makes sense... how philosophical of you.

Shang Qinghua, still hoping he can take the fact that his name was "Luo Binghe" to the grave: yeah man I mean it was a whole other life. I'm not even sure I remember anymore.

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Short comic 1

a lil smth for warmup as i go back on that MTau comic grind...

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imagining a comedy fic or such that follows the peak lords dealing with the fallout of a specific scenario that I can best visualize as:

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You know what? I want a fic that Gray is the one that seduces Wolf

He, thinking in the hospital after the fight, after beating his trauma and his fear of making connection with people...

Gray: That was kind of hot, you know?

I want him to study everything about Wolf, searching for what kind of girl he likes and using his more "delicate" and "feminine" looks for that

I imagine Gray one day, using clothes he knows that make him look like an idol/model or something like that. He specifically waits for Wolf to look at him and waits 3 seconds

And just leaving

He walks, fast enough to not be caught but always in Wolf's sight

And just fighting when they're in an alley, a roof or a building construction or something.

Normally Gray fights trying to win, but now is even more desperate cause losing here means losing Wolf's interest

So he fights, making sure to look extra pretty and ending with him on top of an fainted Wolf

He waits, just to make sure he's awake to leave not letting Wolf say anything

But Wolf has a new number in his phone and so does Gray

And that repeats

He makes that enough for everyone to know something is going on but no one understands their actions and their routine.

Once or twice a week, Gray goes to whatever place Wolf is drinking that day and looks at him, Wolf leaves and returns hours after (if he does) with bruises and blood and his pupils are too dilated to be normal but no one says nothing

And one day after months of this Gray just stop

Wolf goes crazy with the weeks he doesn't see Gray, star fighting for the more small things and even fight with Donald because he has so much adrenaline and emotions to control himself

Until he asks Hwangmo where the f*ck he can find that f*cking mamba

Of course, he ends up in the cram school, waiting for the mamba to come out, smoking and almost deciding to enter (he controls himself enough to stop)

And Gray that has been monitoring him thanks to social media leaves early for once when people start panicking for his presence

Of course Gray would look at him like the situation is normal

But Wolf would take him up his bike and leave the place before anyone can even open their mouth

(Chaos in the group chat and a crazy chase for them)

For some reason, Wolf doesn't take them to a place to fight

Nope, he takes Gray to his house

Wolf holds Gray, covering him with his body, trapping Gray between a wall and him, whispering against his ear that he knows about his plan, that he notices his clothes, how Gray always was touching him, how he looked at him and all the little things to seduce him

You have what you wanted, hmm? Is it just that Gray would be able to support the consequences of his actions? Of putting traps for having Wolf's attention?

But Gray hits him before Wolf would even kiss him, asking him if he thinks that a few words would be enough to sleep with him?

Gray leaves, maybe taking Wolf's bike, and just goes with his life like nothing

But now, it is Wolf's turn to get Gray's attention

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My side for an art trade.

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just some moshang about to smooch

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Mobei Jun knows what a transmigrator is.

Stay with me on this- I'll explain. The concept of multiple worlds is a normal thing in PIDW. The human and demon worlds are conjoined but also overlap and occasionally there's rifts that open between them. Multiple worlds? Well there's already two why not more?

Why specifically Mobei Jun? Because he can portal. We don't know how or where he got that skill from (I headcanon it's from his mom, not the Mobei clan directly because we don't see his uncle used it) but it stands to reason that whoever developed this portal magic (also maybe Xin Mo? Who the f made Xin Mo??) would have, being aware of multiple worlds, considered the possibility of someone portalling farther than intended. Maybe some poor bastard even did it before.

Maybe when Mobei Jun learned to portal he got told the cautionary tale of some poor ancient demon who accidentally portalled to a world besides the conjoined PIDW ones and got hit by a train or something.

(Binghe didn't get this warning because he found Xin Mo in Hell's Lost and Found the Abyss.)

So like, he doesn't know the word 'transmigration' but if SQH said, "I'm from another world" he'd just be like, "Oh cool, makes sense."

Heck SQH isn't subtle, maybe MBJ's already figured it out.

SQH and SQQ sniping at each other in English.

LBH, to himself: What're they talking about?

MBJ: Presumably the other world they're both from.

LBH: WHAT

SQQ: WHAT

SQH: HOW

MBJ: ...did you think you weren't obvious?

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SQH during a fight with some ridiculous OP antagonist: You didn't even make it to the outline! I wrote down the idea for you on the back of a takeout receipt and then lost it!!

Antagonist: What?

SQQ: It's an insult from our hometown, it's devastating, you're devastated right now.

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I'm really tired, haha… I have no thoughts.

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