brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch
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How did I go from “I hate this series” to “I will punch someone if my anyone messes with my otp”
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Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget
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my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
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sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog
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it's a bird, it's a plane, it's
me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go
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I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I suck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here
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