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The best guessing game
I like going through the Instagram explore page because whenever I see a post that my friend has liked, I try to guess why they liked it, is it cuz of the gay kangaroo joke, the bad puns, the oh no condom thing, or the priest blessing computers
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Same Joey, same
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Best way to get me to never shut up is mention how quiet i am
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When I like someone, and I know they like me, me flirting with them really just becomes “how much stupid goofy shit can I do and you’ll still like me”
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I really enjoy making these poster things! This one I made for a school project :)
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DREAM BOO
Okay so my dream boo is someone with the pizzaz and confidence to walk up to me in a bar and say “Bitch we’re going out now”, but at the same they’re someone who would take me out of my comfort zone, and make me not be a bitch about stuff so they’d make me walk up to them and ask them out ya know? So it’s like a neverending loop, where we both want the other to have the pizzaz to walk over to us but we both know the other person wants us to do it which sounds AWFUL
but then I imagine that it would be a lot of eye contact across the bar, like a giant game of chicken with lots of eyebrows raises. Then we both ordered drinks for each other from across the room, they order me whiskey and I get them something stupid maybe fake each other out a bit, then have a mutual approaching of each other where we kind of act serious but then ill say “The names Bond, James Bond”
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Everyone in the car: *Silence*
Me: *Pretends to be super interested in the scenery outside the car to avoid the silence*
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I haven’t used this in a while, not that anyone actually follows me, I never actually used it enough to do any shit on this site
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Just found out my friend talks with her mom about me and it makes me SO happy 
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Bongo cat is the voice of our generation
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I am genuinely curious which has a higher acceptance rate: Harvard or Gordon Ramsey’s taste buds.
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A lot of people talk about how cussing means you have a lower vocabulary, and I often find myself using cuss words when plenty of other words would work fabulously. I would love there to be a class that you go in for writing and talking that focuses on wool words and phrases and descriptions to use in everyday life.
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Deep dish is great, it’s like a gooey, cheesy, doughy, warm hug all in one big dish (a deep dish)
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There is a very nice very pretty lady next to me on the train today. She has quite a nice smile and we had a fun conversation about trying to get our seats to go back and about this train, 10/10. She also had some fun little banter with the dude that checks our tickets. I hope she has a very nice week and eats some good food today
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you ever realize you can go in the internet and just make some stizz up? You can go make a study on how the way you sleep with you pillow at night shows what kind of things you want out of a relationships and it will sound legit and interesting to read and all that?! that’s wack
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New aesthetic is fanged deeeeers
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My new aesthetic is dragons that look like skinny wolves
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