Finding things and stuff that I like. And from that maybe some betterment for myself along the way...maybe
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Werewolves are such a nuisance during their first full moon, so hard to control.
VAN HELSING (2004) Dir. Stephen Sommers
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SUPERHERO DAY MCUCHALLENGE YEAR OF CELEBRATIONS
*Your top 10 turned into a top dozen, cause 3 characters shared the 10th place ;P Thank you to everyone who took part in our tag game, shared their favorite superheroes with us and participated in this event!*
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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction
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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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