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Do you guys ever think about Dr Who

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Since we're apparently airing our controversial taylor swift takes today, I think the bonus tracks on The Good Witch (Deluxe) are better than the vault tracks on 1989 (Taylor's Version).

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Morgana: I have locked Arthur in a cage designed by his own art. oh he has well and truly been hoist by his own petard.

Agravaine: could you put it another way? I didn't understand a word of that.

Morgana: I'm blackmailing him.

Agravaine: oh, happy days.

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I’d do anything for Louis Theroux

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neil gaiman needs to do an apology dance NOW

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Better Than Revenge (Taylor’s Version) is way funnier cause for one line she’s like „sorry, that was uncalled for“ and the rest is „DID I FUCKING STUTTER???“

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I'd give my spleen for this to be perfectly honest

I'm patiently waiting for a producer to be brave enough to pull a series which have all the Jane Austen stories happening at the same time and mixing with each other (without really changing the core story of course)...

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so if you haven't heard the doctor who news and were blindsided like i was

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how does someone cut out “give me back my girlhood, it was mine first, and I damn sure never would’ve danced with the devil, at nineteen, and the god’s honest truth is that the pain was heaven” for "karma is a cat"

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when taylor swift wrote "please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh i could recognize anywhere" that was a better adaptation of persuasion than Persuasion (2022)

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the new netflix persuasion adaptation (if it can even be called that) really opens up conversations about how hollywood has this persistent urge to girlboss-ify every female character and turn her into this smirking, quirky persona all while dumbing down stories into renditions that tiktok could’ve curated and taking away the entire purpose of a plot-line under the guise of it being a “feminist” retelling, when that feminism is just rooted in what hollywood BELIEVES it to be…….and if anyone criticizes it, they get accused of being an austen ‘purist’ like i am sorry for having a single expectation????? 

also dakota johnson has a face that knows about iphones and there was no chemistry or yearning so it failed from day one goodbye 

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“How many pieces of communion do you think you’d need to swallow to eat a whole Jesus?” is probably the best line I’ve ever heard in my entire life

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Loving the theme of books with unbury your gays trope where the characters start off dead and then come back to life through the power of gay

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ah yes the two genders: gay nerd and rugby lad

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i think we forget about the most important thing heartstopper did for the queer community and that is showing keysmash on television for the first time.

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dr who and ofmd really said “pirate theme with overarching homosexual activity and a meaningful conversation about romance on a beach” didn’t they