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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother

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do you guys want to like and reblog posts from each other tomorrow

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This is funny coming from Reddit

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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baby osc drawing his farm animals even though they did not consent >:(

baby osc feeling sad with them and not being able to contain his tears :,(

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A bear has been spotted in your neighborhood. That was interesting enough on its own, but then you noticed the tag sticking out from its fur, one that looks an awful lot like the one that had been on the teddybear you lost when you were little.

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That post I made about watching older movies got more attention than I thought. Would anyone want some youtube links to REALLY super old movies that are genuinely incredible?

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

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Just sharing this fun word generator that @vroombeams and I use for writing and art prompts sometimes!

I like to change the settings to suggest two words, you can select nouns/adverbs/non English words among other things!

It can be a fun little challenge, generate a prompt and give yourself 15 minutes to write or draw whatever you can based off your words. You can also save words that catch your eye, and it's great for formula 1 rpf:

Hopefully someone gets a little creative kick out of it! And if you do, tag me so I can check it out 💛

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GUYSSSSSSSSS

I did not miss the 14th anniversary of cars 2

I’m gonna make a small speech

Everything changed 14 long years ago. I, as a child, sat in a theatre and watched a movie that I had been anticipating for years, but I could not have imagined the impact that it would have on my life. It was an origin for so many aspects of my life.

Looking back, I can’t imagine the person I would be if I had never seen Cars 2. I wouldn’t be the same. And after these 14 years, I am proud of the person that this movie has shaped me to be.

Cheers. To Finn McMissile and Leland Turbo, the cars who had the biggest impact on my life. And to all the others who played no small part in who I am today.

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Here's how it would go down

Kazuto: Eel Lizard (the swimmy one for long journeys)

Toshiki: Blizzard Lizard (Yuki uses his freeze breath to preserve food)

Jinya: Train Lizard (a big boi)

Marino: Green Lizard (first lizard that Yuki tames)

Ukyo: Red Lizard (doesn't get along with Marino)

Liam: Yellow Lizard (Yuki also tames his other yellow lizard hunting partner Jack)

Nyck: White Lizard (Yuki nearly gotten killed the first time from a camouflaged ambush)

Ayumu: Caramel Lizard (glues Yuki with super spit for attention)

Juju: Strawberry Lizard (sibling like rivalry with Ayumu)

I have a fun out there AU.

Yuki Tsunoda gets iesekaied into the Rain World video game as a Gourmand slugcat.

Yuki cracks his knuckles and gets to cooking. Literally

As he hunts the various creatures of the Rain World, he experiments with different cooking methods, combinations of edible parts and plants and ways of hunting for new ingredients while trying to stay alive.

On these ingredient gathering expeditions, he sometimes feeds the lizards so that they won't attack or eat him. They are slowly tamed over the coming cycles and even keep him company when Yuki goes into hibernation.

Unbeknownst to him, the lizards he tamed are the other members of the Yurem that also got iesekaied.

I think the first question in Yuki's mind would be why is he a slugcat and the second question would be why is he in a post-apocalyptic world

He soons discovers that he can eat the lizards and plants in his surroundings, but also the lizards he tames have a familiar aura to them as they follow him around... Also he has to constantly break off fights between the lizards let's be real

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Podium kiss u/v/u

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Merry X-mas everyone!! ✲ﾟ*･゜ﾟ･*(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*✲ﾟ

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at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"

which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.