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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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C&C: @teagentisdale

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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

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the pose here looks like one of those throwaway masterpieces by a da Vinci or a Michaelangelo that they thought were scrap paper that hadn't been thrown away yet and now people build entire museums around

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I am 10,000% behind this

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Reverse troll (Unmute !)

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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

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I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo

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Congratulations to Jamelle Bouie for writing the most evergreen article title in history

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Titan, National Geographic Picture Atlas of Our Universe , 1980.

Art by Michael Whelan