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I really like the idea of things that can be in a sandwich together, that are at opposite ends of their life

Like tomatoes with ketchup

And egg with chicken

I can’t think of any others, but I’m sure theirs more

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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

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Geese are really goosin’ out there ain’t they? And they be gettin’ none of their deserved credit!

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I spent like two hours today getting a useless Reddit achievement. I managed to do it tho… still feels good even if monetarily worthless

Here's to me doing absolutely nothing

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Seeing the political climate in my country is actually depressing

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Things I am upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus would be

2. I don’t know what Amortentia would smell like for me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I’d be in

6. I don’t know what the specifications of my wand would be.

7. J.K. Rowling is a massive TERF

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Me: man I sure do love saying the exact same thing someone else said word for word, but I wish there were a way I could do so in academic work without plagiarism…

The courteous quotation marks:

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By talos this can’t be happening

Gon make omelette and not accidentally scrambled eggs

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Gon make omelette and not accidentally scrambled eggs

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Really like the phrase “by talos this can’t be happening” for being almost exclusively tumblist and also almost exclusively when a post blows up when the poster didn’t want it to.

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How many toyyysss!!!!???

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This is 100% 247, it can’t be anything else

the crabs are back, and there’s lots of ‘em.

be sure to vote in the other polls here!

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Your first asked “toe beans” but in this post you ask for paws!!! There would be 4x as many beans as number of paws!!!

en garde!

be sure to vote in the other polls here!

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Tumblr, tumblr, tumblr, do better my lad. For the totals there are only three possible answers that can work with the possible totals of toys.

277 horses, 235 paws, and 247 crabs = 759

277 horses, 249 paws, and 247 crabs = 773

313 horses, 242 paws, and 247 crabs = 802

We now know beyond a shadow of a doubt there are 247 crabs!

And statistically 277 horses is the better guess here

This hasn’t even put into account the sizing differences between toys!

who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

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So remember that long post about our ancestors being proud of us for living a lavish lifestyle compared to them? Honestly I’d watch a show about that.

Main Character has the unique ability to speak to their dead ancestors, with the caveat that their ancestors are always watching and they can hear their commentary like a Twitch Chat.

It could be like a slice-of-life comedy/drama or romance, as the MC goes about their daily lives while the ancestors (ranging from grandparents who fought in 20th century wars to medieval peasants or warriors and Stone Age homo Sapiens and more) provide funny reactions.

Maybe the Ancestors get super hooked on a tv show the MC watches, and share their opinions on it but of course their opinions are deeply rooted in the time and place they were in

Maybe the MC gets diagnosed with a neurodivergent condition and half of them go “WAIT WAS THAT WHY I WAS LIKE THAT IN LIFE???”

Maybe the MC plays a competitive sport or videogame and the ancestors start backseat gaming but, since they don’t know how the sport/videogame works, they suggest wildly stupid and comedic advice

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Who else is ready for it?