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SPENCER CAMMM SPENCER CAAAAMMMMMMM
we’re fine i’m gonna look at spencer and relax
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
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oh my god I love this, is anyone else's comfort song something that reminds you of like... darker times but its always been there and you just... go to it when ur down. cuz yeah
my comfort song
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STOPPPP WAIT I HAVE A COUPLE FAVORITES THAT GIVE OFF THIS ENERGY
"okay but if you commit arson theres like... so much that could go wrong. personally I'd assasinate a government official- and no, you didn't hear me say that."
"if I win this bet you have to get "*his last name* is my daddy" tattooed across your chest. in comic sans."
"i actually try to interact with you all as little as possible outside of this classroom in order to maintain any semblance of sanity."
"please stop drawing anatomically incorrect genitals on my whiteboard."
after lighting somebodies backpack on fire very breifly: "okayyyy and we're not gonna mention that when he gets back-"
"i dont CARE if you won the quizzizz i can't let you eat any of my lab supplies."
"please stop discussing the production of molotov cocktails in my classroom im not sure when i need to report things to counselors yet and this feels weird."
"no you cannot hang up sexy einstein at the front of the room. put in the back like a normal person."
"please stop making jokes about how I pulled my wife we all know she did it out of pity"
@pennemac this reminds me of your chem teachers energy
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YOOOOOOO this is wild but "if I asked you to have sex in the bathroom w me would you"
I- i mean-

"Fuckin wild." 😂😂😂
#yes this abt *****#also yeah i did mean the school bathroom#yes i did#but like we were staying Late#After School#and uhhhh#he just asked where#fyi i meant the ones connected to our science building#anyway i bet the killer would say yes my ass is fat :)
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liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin
it's like regular serotonin but sexier
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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
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