Penny Jane Wilde. 18 year old Hoosier, currently spending her days as a pre-law smartypants at UC Berkeley. Don't touch my stuff.
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tommeme-h:
“I said I’d help, but that was before you said who it was. Now I’ve changed my mind,” he replied with a shrug, meeting her eyes with an amused expression. “You say that like Oliver would give me the chance to keep something a secret. Now, if you want me to introduce you to someone who doesn’t possibly have crabs, let me know.”
@penny-wilde
Penny unabashedly rolled her eyes, only stopping herself from doing something equally as childish like sticking out her tongue by the continuous self-reminder that she was an adult — a mature one, even. She bit on the inside of her cheek briefly then lifted her chin a fraction. “Fine. Though it’s funny you say that, because I think I told Oliver the same exact thing when he moping around about you,” she said, a smile cutting across her face. She dropped her hands in favor of reaching out to give him a gentle shove. “But seriously, I need help, especially after my last disastrous foray into the modern world of casual hook ups. I need someone who won’t send me like, a million unsolicited dick pics on snapchat the next day.”
@tommeme-h
#''You say that like Oliver would give me the chance to keep something a secret'' LMAO#my inner oliver is B)#c: tommy#that is Such a good gif
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tommeme-h:
“I still have my principles.”
@penny-wilde
“And since when do your principles preclude helping me get laid?” Penny asked, crossing her arms as her eyebrows traveled higher up toward her hairline. She paused for a moment, her eyes narrowing as something dawned on her. “Did Oliver somehow find out? Did you tell him? Can I really trust no one?”
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tommeme-h:
“No.”
@penny-wilde
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“Wait, I’m sorry — ‘No’? You cannot seriously be rescinding your promise right now. I’d like to remind you that I have it in writing.”
#trying to get his help to hook up w some guy in his program or something LOL#classic penny stuff#c: tommy
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Two brand new stills of Zoey Deutch as Samantha Kingston in Before I Fall (source)
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Zoey Deutch Nora Sullivan + cussing
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Your Best American Girl // Mitski
You’re the one
You’re all I ever wanted
I think I’ll regret this
#man i want penny to go against every bone in her body#and fall in love with a football or hockey-playing bro also from the midwest#who is the epitome of an all american boy#and for it to be DRAMATIC#the part about her mother in this song too ugh yes#the wilde family is unconventional and their whitebread republican neighbors side-eye tf out of them#i'm a LITTLE uncomfy with taking this song clearly about a woman struggling with a dual identity because she was raised in both japan and#america but ://///// idk going with it i guess#music#and the ''you're the one / you're all i ever wanted'' applies to the guy bc he's genuinely really kind and has her best interests at heart#and that's what she wants but goddamn does he have to use all that awful hockey vernacular#does he have to be a bro with douchey idiot riends#friends*#do his parents have to come visit for a weekend to watch his game and meet her and hate her like why why c'mon#(and idk more drama happens from other things idk)#i'm into this let me have it
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Zoey Deutch as Nora Sullivan in Good Kids (2016)
#top left :')#i think this movie is set on cape cod#i vaguely remember them filming#and it makes me feel weird bc AH zoey was so close to me#and AH kids who party on the cape are all huge douches#face
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Damn I need a minute… ight let go She fell in love, it fell apart… ight let go
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sc7up: Nap time on set. #flowerthemovie
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We were so ridiculous.
#penny recounting her trip to visit the school last year and hanging w oliver's theater friends#face
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Zoey Deutch arrives at Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice 2015’
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As a young woman, damn, is it easy to get pigeonholed, or looked at as an It Girl (which, by the way, is so offensive to me). The ultimate insult shrouded in a what appears like a compliment. To blatantly say a young actress is hot shit now but that it’s temporary… I hate it.
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