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Baz: Penny, I think you should play the role of my father.

Penny’s : I don't want to be your father.

Baz: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

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Penny: C'mon, take one for the team.

Agatha: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

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Penny: don’t overreact

Simon , already digging their own grave and shoveling the dirt back on themself: I’m not

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Simon : I want to kiss you

Baz, not paying attention: What?

Simon : I said if you die, I wont miss you

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Baz:remember how I said Simon and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Penny : yes

Simon : well, we’re in jail

Penny : *hangs up*

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Penny : Don’t let anyone else ruin your day!

Simon : Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!

Penny: NO!

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Simon: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Baz: Really? Name one law

Simon: Don't kill people?

Baz: That's on me. I set the bar too low

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Baz: Snow made me feel.

Fiona: Feel what?

Baz: Feelings.

Fiona: Snow made you feel feelings?

Baz: Yeah.

Fiona: what a bitch.

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Shep: We call that a traumatic event.

Shep, turning to simon: Not a 'bro moment.'

Shep, turning to Baz: Not a 'major L.'

Shep, turning to Penny: and not an 'ooph lmao'

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Penny: Whenever Simon asks me for the Latin names of Shep's plants, I just give him the names of rappers.

Simon: These Ludacrises are coming in great.

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Penny: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Baz.

Simon: *looking lovingly at Baz across the room* I don't have feelings for Baz.

Penny:Simon, you are nowhere near my eyes.

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Simon: I made tea.

Baz: I don’t want tea

simon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Baz: Then why are you telling me?

simon: It's a conversation starter.

baz: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

simon: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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 Simon: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.