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If nobody ever explained this to you, if someone you see a lot does something you like and you never ever tell them that, they might think you don’t like them or don’t like the things they do for you.
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I've said this before but David Tennant would play such a good Holmes. The former wholock girls would be gooped and gagged. He'd eat that. He would leave no crumbs
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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography
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it took me so long to realize that "orz" looks like a little guy lying on the floor in despair
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Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them
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pam's sweet-talking savings victory (much needed) (not exactly sober)
[jojamart mockumentary #6]
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time loop fans when the loop slightly changes
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the enormity of my desire disgusts me
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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the thing is so many people would love the mountain goats if they didn't sound like the mountain goats
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