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Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!

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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

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If you're a TERF you're a gender fascist. No other way to spin it. You claim your ideology is about protecting women and children but what it actually necessitates is an overfixation on people's genitals and the persecution of a minority group that does not actually hold institutional power. You insist on fitting humanity into two strict boxes that do not reflect the true diversity present among 8 billion of us. The moment you start talking about "large gametes"--what the fuck are you doing?

All fascists cloak their actions in protective language. But unless you're going after the white male billionaire class that actually holds the most power and does the most harm to both humanity and the planet, you're not protecting anyone and your "resistance" is not worth anything.

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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My favorite Soviet era joke: Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All 3 shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third just wanted to sleep. The two drinkers got louder and louder as the bottle emptied, telling each other political jokes. The third was kept awake, and got angry.

He went outside for a smoke. On his way back to his room, he stopped at the desk and said 'Please send a pot of tea up to room 23.'

The two drunks were still being loud. The third man went in, looked at them, then leaned over to the light socket 'Comrade Major, please send some tea to my room.'

The other men thought this was hilarious...until there was a knock on the door, and a waiter with a pot of tea. They became completely silent, and the third man fell asleep.

When he woke up in the morning, he was alone. He went to the front desk, and asked where his roommates were.

'Well, the KGB came this morning and took them away.'

The man was horrified 'why did they spare me?!?'

"The comrade major thought the tea joke was very funny."

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i know we’re being hunted for sport right now by a giant supernatural bear we’ve angered but we have GOT to do something about the sodomy problem we have on this boat

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tumblr is the best site bc it got baddies living like complete incels

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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

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had a dream i was living in a socialist state and they were showing big bang theory reruns on the state broadcaster and they all had sheldon completely edited out with no other changes

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Your bestie comforting you after you break up be like (cr xxokate)

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genuinely fucking hate posts like this.

the reason people define JK Rowling by her transphobia and not the racism/antisemitism in her books (which are, unfortunately, very typical 90s YA fantasy in those regards) is because she hasn't dedicated her entire life & wealth since Harry Potter to systematically destroying those communities. she didn't become the figurehead for nazis, or the KKK. she isn't spending millions of pounds stripping people of color and Jewish people of their rights. she isn't lobbying to segregate them from bathrooms and have them legally recognised as Not People.

when people pithily make posts about how there is too much focus on her transphobia comparative to other bigotries, what you are saying is that violence against transgender people is less important than writing bad offensive books. i cannot stress how obviously wrong & dangerous this type of "whataboutism" shit is to anybody who gives a fuck about trans people.

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"I don't dream of labor" is truly the most unbearable and infuriating thing that the online pop leftism sphere has ever produced

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dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

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Happy Pride!

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hrt saves trans lives