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Happy mandy mtuesday - 🐷🧩

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feeling very hormonally imbalanced right now because i saw a man dressed like an antebellum lawyer looking for acid at coachella and found him profoundly attractive

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Chrome Hearts in Kerouac Magazine (1998)

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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!

You conserved 137ml of fluid!

You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!

The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!

Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!

The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!

Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!

If you jerked off now, you could save all of us

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I’ve read so many stories from WWI about how wounded soldiers who couldn’t be taken to a hospital and got infected with maggots had a higher survival rate and healed up nicer than a lot of soldiers who were cared for by doctors because the maggots were far better at removing dead/rotten tissue and leaving healthy tissue intact that if I was far from medical care and ended up with maggots in my wound I’d kick anyone away who tried to remove them “No! Let them work!” Fuck, if I was offered to be treated with the modern maggots bred specifically for wound treatment at a hospital I’d be kinda excited. And if someone else got a maggoty wound far from civilization and freaked out I’d try my damn hardest to convince them to please leave them in.

But try having a normal conversation with someone at a dinner party about that.

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

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A Nile crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus) covered in pondweeds in Chobe National Park, Botswana

by flowcomm

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Whats with your fascination with decay and rot?

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you shouldnt need to be transgender to get hormones and you shouldnt need to have adhd to get adderall. my two facts

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thomas ruff

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I am like a cog built to fit only one machine.

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babes wake up there's gay al pacino discourse on tumblr dot com

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Matisse Circle by Leonard Nimroy, The Full Body Project

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Tracy Chapman

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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out